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By pizzafaceinc - 02/03/2010 02:24 - United States

Today, I woke up with a headache. My girlfriend said it might be from the night before, explaining she punched me while I was sleeping because I was snoring in her ear, and she dreamed a bee was attacking her. I'm not sure if I'm more concerned that she punched me, or that it didn't wake me. FML

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By oliver - 27/01/2016 12:02 - United States

Today, I woke up with a pounding headache. My wife tells me that last night I woke up from a nightmare, screaming, tried to run away, and knocked myself out running headfirst into the bedroom wall. So she put me back to bed and went back to sleep. FML

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By randomguy - 09/07/2012 15:09 - United States - Saylorsburg

Today, I woke up after my pregnant fiancée punched me in the face. Apparently, I rolled over in my sleep and knocked her out of bed. She is still pissed about it. FML

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By RomanceFail - 02/04/2015 12:51 - United States - Crestwood

Today, I woke up my girlfriend up with a cute kiss. She was apparently having a bad dream and headbutted me. FML

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By Tanisha Skye Regeling - 11/06/2020 23:02

Today, I woke up with a headache and a bruised forehead after my husband full-force elbowed me in the head last night in his sleep. It wouldn't be so bad, except for the fact he has zero memory of doing it. FML

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By Secretlypossessed - 29/10/2018 03:00

Today, I was awoken to a punch in the face. My boyfriend said I was giggling in my sleep and he thought I was possessed. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2021 02:00

Today, I woke up to a punch in the face. My girlfriend said it was because she dreamed that I'd bought all her friends Taco Bell but didn't bring her anything. FML

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By happybidet - 31/10/2016 13:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend woke me with a surprise up on my birthday. Unfortunately, it was her screaming at the top of her lungs and punching me in the face because of a nightmare. FML

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By anonymous - 27/02/2010 16:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were asleep. Evidently, he was dreaming about being a UFC fighter, because, out of no where, he grabs the back of my head and punches me in the nose. I haven't been able to breathe right out of my nose all day. FML

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By fearofzombies - 13/08/2009 18:17 - United States

Today, before I went to bed, I watched a terrifying movie with zombies. I woke up with a headache, a bloody nose, and my mom standing over me frantically asking me what was wrong. Apparently I had been "fighting the zombies off" in my sleep and had been punching myself in the face. FML

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Ouch!

By P0wned - 29/09/2009 21:21 - France

Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML

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mama2b3 20

Tuesday 2 March 2010 9:45

haha that's funny. I sleep through almost anything, but I think getting punched in the face might wake me.

x805xUnknown 6

Tuesday 2 March 2010 10:03

Maybe she punched you so hard you fell into a deeper sleep? Lol.

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strandedinalimo 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 10:33

I hit my boyfriend in bed sometimes...

DGross 8

Tuesday 2 March 2010 10:46

Mighty Swords FTW!!!

Lythiaren 8

Tuesday 2 March 2010 10:59

What kind of gigantic mutant bee was she dreaming about, if she was punching to defend herself from it's attack?

Lythiaren 8

Tuesday 2 March 2010 11:00

its* Stupid iPhone autocorrect. *grumble*

thoughtcrimeno1 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 11:47

she was dreaming of the talking bee from family guy: mayor bee! mayor bee!

nina2010 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 1:46

Lmao. I thought the same thing!

skullbashd 3

Sunday 27 June 2010 1:56

or she was leeks in the bee episdode of futurama

IAMLALA 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 11:20

I love you Alan

Sirducki 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 11:25

time of the month much...

redbluegreen 40

Tuesday 2 March 2010 11:53

Remember what happened the last time you used your "sword" Alan? I'm sure you can never look at your cat the same way again. Are you sure you didn't mean something more like a dagger? A sword is a bit, erm... Only a true, -cough- star can wield such a thing, let alone fulfill its full potential.