By pizzafaceinc - 02/03/2010 02:24 - United States

Today, I woke up with a headache. My girlfriend said it might be from the night before, explaining she punched me while I was sleeping because I was snoring in her ear, and she dreamed a bee was attacking her. I'm not sure if I'm more concerned that she punched me, or that it didn't wake me. FML
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mama2b3 20

haha that's funny. I sleep through almost anything, but I think getting punched in the face might wake me.

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x805xUnknown 6

Maybe she punched you so hard you fell into a deeper sleep? Lol.

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madskillz3088 0

next time tell her to give you head while you are sleeping!!! I bet you'll wake up... hopefully :o

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x805xUnknown 6

Maybe she punched you so hard you fell into a deeper sleep? Lol.

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anela_fml 0

lol there you are she was helpin you get more rest yea that's it lol

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srunano 4

Yeah she blamed it on having a dream of hitting a bee.You don't deserve it but it is funny

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nyc718 0

Mach, you do know she's going to be a twat and correct you also right? And op you need to titty punch that abusive girlfriend of yours.

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mjolene 0

snickerdoodles, you are gay??

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pandemic_fml 0

Dude, Snicker! Really? We can run away together, adopt a child, and teach him or her perfect grammar! <3 We'd be awesome mommies.

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SeedlessMe 13

you're funny snick- now you make me laugh hahaha

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MadPercussion 0

Snickers is bisexual because she could not get a boyfriend no matter how hard she tried. After many years of rejection, she decided that maybe she would have more luck with the same sex. But, needless to say, it didn't work out. Now she'll just take anything she can get... nah I'm just jokin around.

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mxtn 0

Not to mentiion, the proper spelling is 'bipolar' not 'biopolar'

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DGross 8

lol bad mood b/c it's 4:30am here :-) to the OP... I wouldn't worry about it... shit happens and I sleep heavy too... just make sure you lock your windows so an old man doesn't rape you in the middle of the night... just saying :-P

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CallMeHush 0

Just a thought, Sleep is different than unconcence(sp?) It could be that the girlfriend hit the glassed jawed OP and knocked him the **** out. Badass GF FTW. ( I ain't messin with her!)

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mxtn 0

1. different from, not different than 2. It's unconsciousness.

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