By dontgothere - 23/02/2014 04:40 - United States - Egg Harbor Township

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Today, I woke up with a strange and itchy feeling in my anus. When I told my boyfriend about it, he started laughing. I still don't know what he did. FML
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aleximo 18

Question is, do you really want to know what he did?

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Varieus 30

He may have done nothing, and just finds the situation funny like an immature kid?

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hamzor 5

Don't worry, he seems to love biology. He may have been exploring your anatomy that's all :)

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NineInchSacks 11

In what way does this FML suggest that her boyfriend has any interest in biology?

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sig4life 18

Don't worry, #12, read it again. This time sound out the words in you head. Bi ology is not there.

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lenehey 7

I agree -- He probably just enjoyed hearing you say the word "anus.". Some guys just never grow up. Try some cortisone cream and if it doesn't go away, see your doctor.

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tg210 6

You guys know he's kidding right!?!?!?!

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rivaraven 35

He probably laughed because it's funny.

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Dave_Davington 33

You've probably got worms, as well as an immature boyfriend.

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ColonelFML 17

Pin worms. They are fairly easy to exterminate, just with the right medicine.

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superman21_fml 19

Maybe he switched your toothpaste and your hemorrhoid cream...

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karlcolt45 19

he just knows you don't wipe. shame on you

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HelloooooNurse 20

Have you eaten any questionable truck stop sandwiches lately?

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fsomelife 26

You mean the eggs in that sandwich were....

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HelloooooNurse 20

Correct, worm eggs and the mayonnaise was none too fresh either.

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abusch 9

A true gentleman would offer to scratch that itch for you..

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Nyarlothatep 12

And I'm sure he would know exactly how to scratch that itch...

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magickitten 26

If you said to him exactly how you've written it in your FML, then he's probably as immature as me - I laughed when I read this. Possibly just because of the word 'anus'. *I'm laughing right now*

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