By Milked Richard - 06/02/2015 04:14 - Australia - Wagga Wagga

Today, I woke up with my penis taped inside a milk bottle. Yes, I'm as baffled as you are. FML
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adamjcurryy 19

I'd love to know the story behind this.

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HereNReady 13

I think this may be the first time in 30 years that I literally have nothing to say. Enjoy therapy!

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immaloser95 28

OPs username made me laugh almost as hard as the FML!

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Eyalsh 32

we need a backstory, we need a follow up, we need everything!! curious people of the site, unite! ..i'll show myself out.

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cappellaaa 23

hahaha how do you not feel that happening?!

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Rippa1986 10

Have fun removing the tape around the gentleman bits..

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Starham1 14

Get hypnotized. I hear that it works.

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NessaSK 7

I really want to hear the back story to this

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xluciferx666 21

I'm wondering what the hell goes on in your house? Do you have a. Epic prank war going on? If so no way to top that one.

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orangeink25 3

Just the fact that your penis can fit in that hole... nothing wrong with plastic dude.

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kingsabbo 10

Every time I see a post from Australia it's always sex related haha

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