By Milked Richard - 06/02/2015 04:14 - Australia - Wagga Wagga

Today, I woke up with my penis taped inside a milk bottle. Yes, I'm as baffled as you are. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 195
You deserved it 5 634

Same thing different taste

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I'd love to know the story behind this.

I think this may be the first time in 30 years that I literally have nothing to say. Enjoy therapy!

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The **** fappened, did someone need milk for their cereal?

Kill Me Please!!! 9

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