By Milked Richard - 06/02/2015 04:14 - Australia - Wagga Wagga

Today, I woke up with my penis taped inside a milk bottle. Yes, I'm as baffled as you are. FML
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adamjcurryy 19

I'd love to know the story behind this.

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HereNReady 13

I think this may be the first time in 30 years that I literally have nothing to say. Enjoy therapy!

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joyboy390 12

Im a heavy sleeper but damn dude that takes the cake! Please tell me this was after a night of heavy drinking one which the details are too fuzzy to recall because of all the alcohol consumption?!?

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False_Stupidity 41

For those wondering how it could fit in a milk bottle, it could be one of the plastic ones with the wide opening we have here. To the OP, I hope you figure out who was responsible for this and post a follow up to sate our curiosity.

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WoW_Nerd 12

I hope it wasn't a plastic one. Those things can be sharp.

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merryhappy1887 20

I'm baffled at how small it must be lol

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ladybugz23 13

lmfao ! Is it a prank? I like that idea!

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superboredd 21

i don't think milk bottles can be used as condoms...

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darlinguwillbok 7

Maybe some crazy bitch wants to have your babies so she was trying to collect sperm but then you woke up so she rolled under your bed

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JLat 3

If you can sleep through someone playing with your dick then you deserved it

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