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By Kevin - 09/09/2011 12:10 - United Kingdom

Today, I wrote a fake phone number on my neck to make it look like someone had hit on me. FML
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GrammarNaziFTW 0

Yeah because whenever I hit on somebody, my first instinct is to write my number on their neck.

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Arch27 27

When the back of your hand is already full of fake numbers, resort to your neck!

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mama8809 0

On your neck really that's a red flag saying I did it who would wright there number on a neck ummmmm ok

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Serythvalker 7

The only person you're lying to is yourself.

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structuredchaoz 4

Dude. You need to just get some balls and ask out a girl. Try lowering your standards. A lot of chubby chics are sex starved and turn into wild animals in bed

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Nukey 2

You know why girls never hit on you? Because you do pitiful crap like writting fake numbers on your neck. :/

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Ttbomb 0

Your a lame ass really your neck I never seen some one walk around with a phone number on there neck your as lame as they get

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