By Anonymous - 28/12/2011 17:03 - United Kingdom

Today, in the spirit of Christmas, I let a spider live in my room. I normally kill them, because I'm scared of waking up with one on my face. I woke up with it on my face. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 850
You deserved it 23 599

Same thing different taste

Top comments

puppypuncher 5

He was just coming back to thank you for saving him. Now give spider bro a hug.

Glitterhinoceros 14

Why wouldn't you just put it outside and not kill it, you didn't HAVE to let it live in your room.

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It was just trying to say thank you !!! :D

KiddNYC1O 20

The tiny ones with the long-ass legs are harmless.

Actually, they're highly venomous. Their mouths just can't open wide enough to bite humans. Trippy, eh?

KiddNYC1O 20

After all, rendering them harmless to humans.

Better than your friends nuts on your face.

epic_fail45 0

Aww that was nice of you! But I bet u won't do that again...

littledragon 3

I have the same fear! But that hasn't happened to me... so far...

Did it bring you a fresh cup of morning tea, too? Do not suffer a spider to live - at least not in your house.

did he bite you? maybe you will turn into spiderman

PeeblesWiggins 0

No. The spider promptly wove a web that said, "Some human."