By broooooock - 16/07/2009 01:04 - United States

Today, it dawned on me that I've been married for 6 months, but because of the Army I've spent only around 12 days total with my wife. FML
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dotVillain 1

Last time I checked, we were free before we were in this war. We actually invaded THEM. Not to say I don't have respect for the troops, but we are fighting in a war that isn't ours. And for my pre-determined response to the people that will ramble on about how they attacked us first: Not one Iraqi has ever killed any of our people on our soil. 9/11 was mainly Saudi Arabians. As for OP, I'm terribly sorry for you. I don't think your life is fuckable, nor do you deserve it at all. You have a wife that loves you enough to stick by you for long periods at a time without seeing you. Be happy you have her, she sounds like a great girl.

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girlnexdoor 0

So this guy is crazy about me, but we haven't ever been on a date because he went to the marines before he contacted me again. He was supposed to come back in June but it was postponed till August. So I know how that sucks for you. Hopefully things will get better. (I support you for being in the Army, btw)

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figuresk8ter222 0

You guys need to seriously have some respect for our military! They are on deployment for our country...hello 9/11 anyone remember that! That guy is away from his wife to protect our country! He deserves respect and yes he is a Hero cause he puts his life on the line every day

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lincolnunit 0

Respect to u for serving; but u kno in some other countries u only come home twice a year; so cherish it.... on a side note; sex must be awesome when u get back yeah? haha

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Pedestrian 0

You guys are all showing respect for the Army, but don't forget about the Marines, Air Force, and Navy!

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blacklite69 0

That's your own fault for joining the army. Dumbass.

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The_Mind_Trap 0

Maybe you should take the bullet then. "Dumbass"

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CrunkCupcake97 2

Yall are pissing me off. How did he deserve it? yeah, he signed up but still.

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Ray_of_midnight 22

You don't know me but I hope you come home safely, and soon. And thank you for your service.

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polina35 0

respect for You serving America. but to #221. It was Russians who liberated everyone from the Nazi camps, Americans always get the credit.

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geb_925 0

It was the Russians, the British and the Americans. Everyone liberated different camps.

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xXWerewolfEarsXx 0

My Boyfriend is in the army I know the feeling, but best of luck to both of you

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lkj1234 0

To all of you saying deserves this because he enlisted... you're all idiots. He choose to DO something with his life... take a lesson. To those of you in the military, thank you and lastly to those of you, like myself, with a member of the armed forces, keep holding on.

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tori36_9 0

YDI. Maybe if you weren't so busy learning to kill people and cause destruction, you could be a good person and husband and actually have a relationship with your wife. Joining the army is a retarded idea. get the hell out of it and get over yourselves, you're not helping anybody or fixing anything. you claim to be helping these people and they want you to go the hell away. you're an idiot. grow up and stop using violence like 3 year olds who can't sort things out maturely. Joining the army doesn't constitute as doing something with your life. way to take other people's lives instead. you do a good job of doing something with your life when you get killed. try having a real job. killing people doesn't count, you're just a murderer. it's disgusting.

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crazygirl08 0

You people are so ignorant. Without our military and the brave people who enlist you wouldn't have the right to say these things. You all need to get your heads screwed on straight and realize that you have the most amazing life because of these people. I dare you to go live in Iraq and say these things about their military. Good luck. You'll die. I'd like you to try and imagine your life without freedom and then see if you'd still like to bash this man. If you do, youre the sick one. It's disgusting that you think it's ok for you to say these things to the people who protect your freedom and rights.

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