By trice - 08/05/2013 17:48 - United States - Austin

Today, it's my birthday. Three people wished me happy birthday: Google, my insurance company, and the place I lease my car from. FML
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abbttmc 12

Happy birthday now it's 4 people :)

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perdix 29

Aw, shit, you mean your dentist forgot? If you show Denny's your driver's license, they'll suddenly remember and give you some free food!

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M3DIC4T3 29

Happy Birthday OP! Go out to some fancy restaurant & tell them it's your birthday and then the staff will sing to you!

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EngageZoo5 8

Maybe you should take this lesson you learned about yourself today and go out and meet some friends, possibly a bar ? Happy birthday =]

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Revan501 15

Well now you can add the FML community.

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Wizardo 33

Wat a gwannin' me breddah? Happy birfday you nah wah I'm sayin'? Yeah me either but try and enjoy yourself none the less OP.

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funky2525 14

Happy Birthday! And sorry OP, the same happened to me.... But atleast someone remembered! Have a great day!!!!!

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MasteredBastard 16

Me, I'm a greasy old man and don't like to be reminded of my birthdays any more. But you seem to still desire them, in which case, happy birthday. ^_^

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daydreamer244 13

well happy birthday!! gosh people need to start caring about others more.

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perdix 29

Have you trained your inevitable collection of cats how to read calendars? Otherwise, you have to drop hints for about a week before the average cat will "get it."

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Pretty_reckless_fml 18

Nevermind OP :) go meet some new people, call some old friends up and have a party? Go crazy ^_^ make the most of your special day! And happy birthday!

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