doesn't sound like much of a fml to me. Sounds like a fun gift.. and boo to those that think it must mean she isnt' into you. If she wasn't, she probably wouldn't care enough to get you a replacement. Sounds like fun!

This isn't an FML, this is just an idiot who doesn't realize what a nice wife he has. She doesn't have to have sex with you whenever you want, but she still wants you to be happy and satisfied, so she buys you an aid to help you out whenever she can't. That's thoughtful and kind. F your wife's life because she's got such a prick for a husband.

#6 = Exactly what i would say.

man i didnt know they had those for guys.. you should just tell your wife you'd rather make love to her instead :)

Just a little info for ya. You can't ********** someone else. That's called a hand job. ; ) You wouldn't write an auto-biography about someone else, would you?

self-masturbation is an oxymoron

#6 and #15 beat me to it :P

did she think you didn't know how to do that? lol. #16 do you mean to say that it's redundant?

make a nice candlelit dinner and have her walk in on you eating with the toy, and ask her if she could leave you two alone. problem solved. jealousy is the best solution.

I love how you have absolutely no concept of what the word "masturbation" means. I probably wouldn't have sex with you, either.