By bad luck? - 19/01/2012 05:44 - Australia

Today, it was my first day being a full-time paramedic. I was shot in the arm. FML
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ryukk_fml 3

Since no one ever owns anything illegal.

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lwilso41 5

#28, in Australia you have to have a licence and registration for your gun. And they don't give them to everyone. And, like anything, you can get one if you know the right people.

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reaganomics 6

Fun fact: Australia's overall crime rate rose 42.2 percent after the gun ban

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gremlin_bros 19

Yep criminals prefer unarmed victims. Now go to work and get that law repealed and take your country back!

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dalla25 6

first of all, we do not use the word paramedic often when referring to ambulance officers...secondly, this would of been all over the news, as shooting here are always reported, especially if it was an ambulance officer (we don't have many)...this is made up...

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Fmlsea 28

Who knew being a medic could be so dangerous u would get shot

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ryukk_fml 3

Most of the population.. They are sent to accident scenes, suicides, homicides, fires, etc.. I mean surely nothing bad could ever happen there.

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Johnny6speed 0

It's called the ghetto. They have them in all countries and they need ambulances and police a lot. I'm just saying

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RedPillSucks 31

What makes you think people only get shot in the ghetto? Congresswoman Giffords didn't get shot in the ghetto.

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oXali 0

Evvvvverryyyy rooooseeee has it's thornnnnn.

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GoW_Chick 14

Well at least the ambulance is already there so you can get to the hospital stat.

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InuwindoW 13

Better your arm than your balls! Man up!

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Why would he need to man up? Unless you were shot at before, you shouldn't tell someone to "man up" for getting shot anywhere.

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zombicidal 11

you should be shot in the balls with a bazooka. its the only true way to "man up"

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Deemee 3

Man up??!!? Man up??!! OP got SHOT, you tool!!!

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plath7 1

Damn sorry to hear that

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firefighter_mike 1

Welcome to the job. I've been punched and spit on. It only gets better!

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ghashlycrumbs 8

I used to be a paramedic, but then I took a bullet to the arm.

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Pelreskovich 11

Perform all your procedures on yourself! You're golden!

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