By bad luck? - 19/01/2012 05:44 - Australia

Today, it was my first day being a full-time paramedic. I was shot in the arm. FML
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shutterbug1190 14

Holy crap that is horrible! What in the hell happened? I'm so sorry. :/

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Goddamnidiots 12

They mean what caused the event of him getting shot, and not what literaly happened

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biggestfan23 11

I didn't know people only get shot in Compton. Thanks for bringing this to my attention

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drewnewton 0

if there wasn't a location I would have thought the same thing xD

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dirtroadboy 7

the irony.. did yu at least stitch yourself up?

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xShannonxSammyx 7

Get better, OP. :)

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farnsworth 3

They should train pizza guys like police officers that way u know they are going to show up faster Mugging situation: "Hello? Yes I'm being mugged, Also can I get a large pepperoni? Hold on a sec, Do u want anything?"

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MandyMeow_fml 18

Oh my gosh! You poor thing.. I hope you feel better soon!

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saranndipidy 0

what's with all the jokes? like someone being shot is funny?!

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xShannonxSammyx 7

If Bieber were shot by a crazed fan, it'd be pretty funny.

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KriiFahMoro 9

Well since I'm a sadist, I thought this was actually quite entertaining.

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failmaster069 7

lmao gtfo all fml is is laughing at peoples failer and if they didnt want to make people op wouldnt have posted it

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CryMoreFMLs 14

58 - I'm laughing alright, but it's more at your butchering of the English language more then anything.

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SLEinTN 7

Is your profile picture you? It looks like the actor Alfonso Ribeiro, who plays Carlton on Fresh Prince of Bel Air.

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BostonBruinsFan 8

Perfect 25, but all the probs will b solved too!!

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Unlucky_Gun 0

You're a dumbass and you are the fail master

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redneckEMT21 2

Shit happens. If you plan to be a medic, get used to it. It happens in our line of work all the time

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godisnowhere41 5

Better shot in the arm than taking an arrow to the knee.

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