By bad luck? - 19/01/2012 05:44 - Australia

Today, it was my first day being a full-time paramedic. I was shot in the arm. FML
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laden_swallow09 34

Not ice, but tampons for gunshot wounds. S'why I always keep a pack in my car next to the gallon jug of water and tire iron. …Seriously!

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Benelli_SkM 0

I used to be a full-time paramedic, but then I took a bullet to the arm.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

DEAR GOD, WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DO THAT?!?!?!?!!!!!!1111!1!1!1!1! ?!!!?!!!!!111!!! I hate any variation of "...arrow to the knee", I hate it!

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VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

I don't understand why everyone's always saying "to the knee"..it's "in the knee" :/

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gungun235 3

I was on my way to work and was shot.... With a BB gun.........

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joshman10 0

You should just quit now. That's a sign that can't get anymore clear.

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Clamcreepy 7

Your gonna have to get Docbastard to take care of that arm for you

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BostonBruinsFan 8

I thought DocBastard wud b here by now........

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biggestfan23 11

one of the worst jokes I've heard in a while

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1waytoolive 1

At least he didn't TAKE AN ARROW TO THE KNEE!!!

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AntiBody32123 5

Atleast you didn't take it to the knee.... No?

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Jamialia 5

He was probably working in the area where the drive by shootings have been happening. Each profession has its risks.

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ajlabat 3

I've worked as a paramedic for 22 years for one of the largest privately owned services in the country. Never heard of that happening to any medic.

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AntiBody32123 5

So, Are you saying he lied? That's against the FML sight rules. Tisk tisk sir. .-.

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