Kids: Today, l was crouched on the ground in the doorway at a haunted...

By Anonymous - 21/10/2010 21:44 - Canada

Today, l was crouched on the ground in the doorway at a haunted mansion. It's part of my job here to scare the people passing by. A 12 year-old girl walked by, I grabbed her leg, and she kicked me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2009 00:40 - United States

Today, I was working a haunted house. I have a really good spot where I hide and scare people. This really hot guy was walking up, and I jumped out and screamed. He punched me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2010 23:56 - Canada

Today, I went into a haunted house. Around 30 seconds into the adventure, I couldn't stop screaming at the top of my lungs from all of the scares. Suddenly, the little girl ahead of me, who was all by herself, turned around and told me to "suck it up and grow a pair, loser." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2010 08:23 - France

Today, I was working as a clown (Pennywise) in a haunted maze. A bunch of drunk guys came in and started breaking props. I decided to stay still and follow through with the scare. I ended up getting kicked in a very sensitive area. The security guard just laughed. FML

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By mack - 25/10/2009 08:54 - Canada

Today, I went to a "haunted" theme park. Actors had been trying to scare me the whole night. I was waiting by an outdoor heater for my friend when a hand came out of nowhere close to my face. I screamed at the top of my lungs, but it was only some chick wanting to warm her hands by the heater. FML

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By MeaganElizabethM - 11/10/2015 12:31 - United States - Steubenville

Today, while on a haunted trail, I accidentally punched a high-schooler in the throat. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2009 02:06 - Canada

Today, I was visiting my friend's new house and he was showing me around. I saw a small door in the wall and decided to open it. When I opened it, his daughter was hiding in there and screamed to scare me. Now I know my scream is more high pitched than his daughter's. I'm a 37 year old male. FML

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By tsakashvili - 26/05/2009 04:38 - United States

Today, I decided to scare my 10 year old sister for fun. I hid behind a door and leapt out, shouting "Boo!" when she walked by. She burst into tears and ran screaming to my mom. My mom thought I'd hit my sister, and was so angry that she punched me in the eye. FML

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By Chance115 - 11/09/2018 23:30

Today, my knee was dislocated. At a haunted house. By a midget. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2015 15:47 - United States - Cabot

Today, I started my new job at a haunted house. I figured I'd change clothes when I got home, since my bloody shirt and zombie makeup were blatantly just an outfit. I barely made it 10 minutes before I was pinned to the ground at gunpoint, cuffed, and needing new underwear. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2019 12:41

Today, I tripped over a kid at work. She was sitting on the floor with her legs sticking out into the walkway. Her mom caused a scene, accusing me of doing it on purpose. FML

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Mattskii 0

Friday 22 October 2010 1:10

I used to work at screamfactor, and we were not allowed to touch so YDI

ChibiChibi_fml 27

Friday 22 October 2010 1:12

What kind of haunted mansion are you working on? Every time I have worked in a haunted house or the like, they have made it a point to tell us to scare people WITHOUT touching them. It avoids incidents like this one and keeps them from suing you for unwanted touches. I'm going to have to say YDI for this one because there are so many better ways to scare people.

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sweetdreams20 0

Friday 22 October 2010 5:57

well were you wearing a mask because if you wernt and she kick you being freaked by ur face that's a fml

myagirl 0

Friday 22 October 2010 5:58

hahaha that's whatcha get for scaring little kids or let alone people for a living go to college GET A LIFE!!!!!!!

sweetdreams20 0

Friday 22 October 2010 6:10

I hate twilight toooooooo

myagirl 0

Friday 22 October 2010 17:24

I know it's a horrible movie and book!!!!

lucaz77 0

Friday 22 October 2010 6:17

to original dude, if it was at screamers in niagara falls long weekend it was my little sister lmfao she was saying something scared her so she kept on kicking xD

mcshef17 6

Friday 22 October 2010 6:21

Next time don't grab childrens legs...or stop being a Pansy she's a little girl

perfect_jenny 0

Friday 22 October 2010 6:22

haha

scarletscribblez 0

Friday 22 October 2010 6:55

Lmfao this fml made me laugh. Srry OP, FYL. Your job is quite painful .. :(. I'd love that job!! Cept I'd grab older and less vulnerable peoples legs :P Or just jump out n scare randoms :D Fun fun fun

salaamdelroba 0

Friday 22 October 2010 7:08

Damn those haunted houses! Last time I went in one, some dude with a "chainsaw" came after me. I got scared and shoved him backwards making him trip and fall through this black curtain. I hate when that happens. OP, sorry man, but YDI.