By Elisa_LmR - 03/01/2014 23:28 - France

Today, like every other day for many years, I have a phobia of bananas. This evening, the phobia came to a head when I had a nightmare in which I was stabbed to death by a gang of walking bananas. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 548
You deserved it 8 630

Same thing different taste

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rockne93 17

Orange you glad you aren't afraid of bananas, guys?

You must peel very bad... (I'm so sorry I have to)

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just try to keep yourself preoccupied its easier to not think about it then

Kg317 18

This reminds me of that one episode of, Courage the Cowardly Dog, when they go into the future that's run by a bunch of banana human creatures.

That's exactly what came to mind when I read this. For some reason I also thought of the episode where the old woman Muriel gets kidnapped by eggplants.

Hey OP, I heard about this video that could help your phobia! Just google search "Peanut butter jelly time". It'll work. Trust me.

Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat!

Damn! All the good jokes are taken. Either way, good luck with your... peculiar fear.

Maybe see somebody about that. Therapist maybe? Bananas aren't very threatening so maybe something happened that you don't remember?

Ardian4954 9
October3461 12

It's peanut butter jelly time! peanut butter jelly time!