By bit - 30/07/2009 10:01 - United States

Today, me and my girls went to get revenge on a girl who slept with my boyfriend by egging her house. Her house was too far away so we decided to get her truck. We wasted a carton of eggs on her driveway because we all have terrible aim and look incredibly stupid for missing so bad. FML
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flinkpamingo 0

First, you shouldn't be mad at her. HE is the one who dogged you. Secondly, grow up, get a life and realize that anyone who makes you that angry and treats you like that isn't worth the power it takes to squish a bug. What a waste. Go find someone who acctually loves you and wants to be with you. Come on, suck it up and move on, and have a nice day. You deserve better.

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Lolbrittany 0

should've egged HIS house/vehicle.

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whysoserious22 0

this isn't an fml, more like an epic fail and first

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maximumoverdrive 0

I don't like this mostly cause you said "my girls". There is only one girl I know who says that, and she's the biggest bitch ever. But I doubt it's her, she's to fat and ugly to get a boyfriend.

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teentee401 36

So she shouldn't use a fairly common phrase for a girl's friends simply because you know one person that uses it and happens to be a bitch? Impeccable logic.

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sireen 0

uhm.. find a more trust worthy boyfriend.

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arms_akimbo 0

Oh man, you wasted like $2 worth of eggs oh no. You suck.

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sh00nie 0

This is the point in time where you whoop his ass, and if the girl DID know that you two were dating, hers too. Mainly on his half, but throw her in there too for good measure. (:

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Chr0nicdreamz 0

why wouldn't the OP just egg her boyfriends car? makes sense since he would have to consent to have sex to begin with

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youaresofucked 0

Who the **** cares?

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cmac86 23

you don't mess with peoples cars. that is a HELL of a lot harder to fix. second your bf slept with her not she with he get your facts straight. third thank you for proving the stereotype that girls can't throw. ydi and need to be punished.

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ijrnelson 0

eggs that you buy for food are not at any stage fertilized by a male, they are not aborted. A chicklet could not grow in one. I pray this is tongue-in-cheek

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adelaide_evening 0

Your logic is flawed. That's like saying everytime a girl has her period she aborts her baby. It's an unfertilized egg.

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