By bit - 30/07/2009 10:01 - United States

Today, me and my girls went to get revenge on a girl who slept with my boyfriend by egging her house. Her house was too far away so we decided to get her truck. We wasted a carton of eggs on her driveway because we all have terrible aim and look incredibly stupid for missing so bad. FML
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flinkpamingo 0

First, you shouldn't be mad at her. HE is the one who dogged you. Secondly, grow up, get a life and realize that anyone who makes you that angry and treats you like that isn't worth the power it takes to squish a bug. What a waste. Go find someone who acctually loves you and wants to be with you. Come on, suck it up and move on, and have a nice day. You deserve better.

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Lolbrittany 0

should've egged HIS house/vehicle.

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adelaide_evening 0

Your logic is right on. If she stays with her cheating boyfriend, she is automatically a dumb, fat bitch who deserves anything that comes to her and to be continuously cheated on.

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lunargh 7

#14, 'thundercunt' is a fantastic word, I hope you don't mind if I borrow it in future :P The fact that you'd cheat on her, and that you assume she's fat, makes you a bit of a twat, but unfortunately you're also right in some respects - OP, take out your anger on your boyfriend, stand up for yourself and dump his ass otherwise you're going to spend the rest of your life being treated like dirt.

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eliz3 0

You're clearly an idiot if your aim is THAT awful, it's no wonder your boyfriend cheated on you.

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iFruit 0

What does OP's weight have to do with any of this? FYL, its not your fault you have bad aim!

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Antivirus_fml 0

OP, i hope you die early you *****!

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flinkpamingo 0

First, you shouldn't be angry at her, she didn't cheat on you. Second, grow up. No one who treats you like this is even worth the energy to execute this egging plan. This really shows your immaturity, but you can start over. Part of growing up is not acting like a raving lunatic when you don't get your way or someone offends you. What about this guy makes you think that you don't deserve better? Find someone who wants to care about you. Third, let me tell you honey, if he is like this now, it will only get worse because THIS is as good as it gets. Don't let people push your buttons. Another thing, when a guy has a girlfriend and cheats on her, she leaves. Usually, right? Well the girl he was cheating with moves into the girlfriend spot. This leaves the job of "mistress" if you will, wide open. This is a repeating behavior. Don't waste your time. Do your crying and get on with it. There is someone out there who will love you completely and not treat you badly. After all, why would you hurt someone you love? Makes no sense. Move on. You can do it. No more stupid stuff.

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bethechange_fml 0

First, egging a house is a completly stupid way of getting back at someone. I personally wouldnt care if someone egged my house. Second, whats wrong with hitting the driveway? Thats not even bad. Third, its your boyfriends fault more then the girl!!

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flinkpamingo 0

Yes I know I repeated! I stuttered! The train to ride my ass about this is about to leave! Grab the hand rails I just installed so you won't fall off!

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o_O_0_o 0

you should be mad at your boyfriend. not the girl for cheating on you. and FAIL for missing her car. Only FL people >.>

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