By Anonymous - 17/05/2014 19:33 - United States - Fresno

Today, my 15-year-old son told me that he and his new girlfriend are deeply in love and are meant for each other. The "girlfriend" in question? My fiancé's 12-year old daughter. FML
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dawood_k 27

That's one way of keeping it in the family

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Puer_in_urbe 5

Who cares? They're not related by blood.

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Flowtastic 16

They're also very developmentally in different stages

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horneyhic 15

Not that different girls are ussually a couple years ahead of guys that why marriages where the guys is 5 years old have a higher success rate

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ArmyDoc 11

I can hear the audience now, "Jerrrry Jerrrry Jerrrrry! "

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birdybirdchirp 18

yup sounds like sumthing that would be on there bro lol

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notabeachbabe 13

That's rather odd. Guys that age normally go for older girls that aren't in the family. Best of luck with that situation.

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The_Big_Boss 20

She must be one of those well developed 12 year olds that drank a lot of milk

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cdawg69 10

I see where your going with this, but better suited joke for the locker room

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badluckalex 23

wtf... PEDO ALERT

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PenguinBitch 43

I agree with #13. Who said they can't go out? Society and marriage contract, that's who.

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GirlGamer12345 22

Maybe because 1 they'll be living in the same house I which they can do a lot more 2 if they break up it will be awkward 3 are you missing point that they will soon be brother and sister?! They're parents are getting married 4 she's friggen 12 and he's 15. At 12 I didn't know what sex was now I'm 15 and Ik every thing there is to know Trust me he's most likely only only thinking about sex too I just gave you many reason they can't date. Take ur pick

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cryssycakesx3 22

well, no, they will not be brother and sister. "step" makes a big difference. and I promise at 15 you certainly do not know everything there is to know about sex. if you can't spell "your" you have no business spreading your legs.

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HeyTherexxx 21

"Step" barely makes any difference. Sure, they're not sharing the same genes, but they're still by law, brother and sister. The boy is 15, and he's most likely curious and interested in sex. The girl is not even halfway developed - physically or mentality - to do anything. It's 2014, please don't try to justify their slightly incestuous relationship by saying they're not related.

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GirlGamer12345 22

@35 I'm actually not "spreading legs" and never have don't assume I am because it makes you sound dumb... And step sisters and step brothers are still siblings.

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drewflav 17

Actually, if you're not spreading legs you can't possibly know all there is to know. Logical fallacy.

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horneyhic 15

At 15 they know everything about everything and you can't tell them different when she's about 21 she'll realise how uninformed she accually was

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Mauskau 35

Even if they break up, things will be really awkward and weird. In a way, it could be them trying to get you to not marry your fiancé, OP?

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worldclassrager 39

This will be interesting...but either way that's illegal

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Kougeru 12

Actually, it's not illegal. You can marry your step siblings just fine. The only reason you can't marry your real siblings is because incest creates disabled children. Actually, recent research has shown that even first cousins have no more chance at making disabled children than complete strangers do. The only risk is direct siblings.

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Jayy_Dash23 9

Actually it's still frikkin gross. **** science.

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BrotherPhil 35

Actually, close cousins can still carry a risk, but the chance of reinforcing bad genes is not the only issue in incest, which is why most jurisdictions include step relatives and inlaws in the legal definition.

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horneyhic 15

1 generation of 1st cousins has been shown to not increase risk beyond that it does

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daddybear83 1

you're an idiot that's not illegal in anyway they're both underage and neither are blood related so think before you speak

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horneyhic 15

Underage sex is perfectly legal As long as all partipants are underage

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MatthewK 28

Maybe he just doesn't want you to marry her dad

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beaverteaser 16

why cross the street, when you can cross the hall

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