Kids: Today, my 3 year old daughter decided to put black nail polish...

By Anonymous - 05/04/2011 16:48 - United States

Today, my 3 year old daughter decided to put black nail polish over the webcam lens on my laptop because "It wasn't all black, so I decided to fix it." FML

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By Sadmom - 17/09/2009 23:58 - United States

Today, my 7 year old daughter decided to use my laptop without my permission. She accidentally got SpaghettiOs on the screen, then used the hard side of a sponge, filled with soapy water, to scrub both the keyboard and screen of my laptop to clean it off so Mommy wouldn't know. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/05/2019 17:15

Today, I got a call from my 14-year-old step-daughter while I was out. She'd left nail polish in her pocket when she'd tried to wash the clothes. I now have hot pink streaks on most of my work clothes. FML

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By confusedphotographer - 19/04/2009 18:09 - United States

Today, I was fixing some photos for a client. I spent 20 minutes trying to Photoshop an unusual black dot out of a picture. Only then did I discover it was a black dot on my computer screen. FML

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By BeatenUpPup - 18/05/2009 12:22 - Canada

Today, my daughter and I were at a school carnival. At the face painting station, she sat down and asked for a kitty on her face. Next, she shoved me on a chair and whispered something into the lady's ear. I ended up with a 'black eye' by request of my own daughter. She's 4. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 14:45 - Norway

Today, my 3 year old kid wanted to do something nice. I told him he could pick up some of his toys. He washed my new Iphone instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2011 19:16 - United States

Today, I awoke to make-up all over my face and nail polish on my hands and feet because my daughter wanted "daddy to look pretty." I have a job interview in an hour and none of it is coming off. FML

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By GidleyWife - 30/07/2015 17:22 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my young stepdaughter decided that she should store her coins in my laptop's card reader slot and in the CD drive. I just bought the laptop last week. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2021 00:30

Today, I went to check on my 2 year-old daughter in her playroom, since she was being awfully quiet. I walk in to see her finger painting with her own feces on her kiddie table. FML

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There you go

By Anonymous - 04/07/2018 01:30

Today, our work computers are down so I've been trying to fix it via my home computer for 3 days. My 12-year-old son took one look at the screen, changed 2 settings on a drop down menu, and the problem was fixed. My 12-year-old is better at my job than I am. FML

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Great start

By whytoday - 14/05/2011 06:50 - United States

Today, on the first day of my nanny job, I wanted to impress my employers with how trustworthy and responsible I am. During the sixty seconds that I went to pee, the two-year-old found a black Sharpie and scribbled all over the wall. Nail polish remover made it ten times worse. FML

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You deserved it 8 356

inthemillions 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 22:22

Uhm. Nail polish remover?

AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12

Wednesday 6 April 2011 4:16

*simultaneously* Is it just me or is everyone thinking the sa- woah, that was weird o.o

Comments

kittycatman2 3

Tuesday 5 April 2011 22:27

Heard of acetone (finger nail polish remover). Give it to your Einstein and see what it does with it.

yuggi1 11

Tuesday 5 April 2011 22:30

Was it... a Windows laptop? Don't be too mad at her, the lens were fated to break any minute, regardless of the nail polish. :P

docscientist 9

Tuesday 5 April 2011 23:20

How does windows os have anything to do with the hardware? It really depends on the manufacturer of the lens.

T3P33_fml 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 23:43

windows: not even a brand of components. bad trolling, if you wanted to do it better you just had to say "should've gotten a [Mac/Pc]".

MrCoolPants 7

Wednesday 6 April 2011 0:36

Ur girlfriend is like windows...she's 7. ohhhhh snap pedobear

itsmeganbitch 3

Wednesday 6 April 2011 4:29

lame

AnagenisisZagus 13

Tuesday 5 April 2011 22:36

Ah, kids do the darndest things!

EvilPotato 14

Tuesday 5 April 2011 22:36

lol funny, don't blame her OP she didn't know better

Snafuusmc 12

Tuesday 5 April 2011 22:42

use rubbing alcohol but rub it in gently.

zimandme123 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 22:45

you know what OP???? your a ********, just because your little daughter finally learned her frickin colors and used her little brain to think of a way to help her mommy, YOU WANT PEOPLE TO PITY YOU AND SAY F YOUR LIFE????? Now what kind of mom does that????? you know..... just saying.......

sportyfreaK15 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 23:01

ur a freak??!

sweet_candy_ 17

Tuesday 5 April 2011 23:03

I hope that happens to you when you have a kid. Then we will see how you like it.

cowboysfan9404 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 23:18

you mad brah?

sarapsosis 1

Tuesday 5 April 2011 23:32

I think she's mad bro

T3P33_fml 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 23:45

I think you forgot to take your medicine. and by medicine I mean cyanide.

billyXcore 0

Wednesday 6 April 2011 0:21

We all understand you are a kid yourself but when you grow up and (hopefully don't but you never know with ***** these days) have a kid, you will actually understand what OP is talking about. Until then, gtfo the comp and go do your homework. Have a nice day. =]

Sprocket 5

Wednesday 6 April 2011 0:30

"Mommy! I fwiggered out a way to make yuh gas pwices not cwast so much! I maked the tank smaller by filling it with sand!". If this had happened, you are the only person who would be happy about it. She has a kid, so I don't think she has a lot of extra money to throw around on new web cams, brat.

awardZu 0

Wednesday 6 April 2011 0:55

93, I am grown up with two kids, and OP was irresponsible as hell for leaving the nail polish and computer where a child that young could get to them. Some of these kids are being retarded, yes, but you should direct your comments more specifically.

Bravo11 14

Wednesday 6 April 2011 1:14

I thought that this was sarcasm..,?

heathersmorin 0

Wednesday 6 April 2011 1:37

I'm not too sure about the sarcasm part....I think drama douche-bitch is being serious. She looks a little bit on the young side and recently learned her colors as well, maybe at the age of 12. Her mommy never taught her her colors. I'm thinking that's why this FML may be so offensive to her. :-( I could be wrong, we may never know....

purrfume 0

Wednesday 6 April 2011 1:42

the kid was just trying to help out! A for effort.

Mooshoo123 0

Wednesday 6 April 2011 2:00

ummm turn your kiddie ass and go play in the playground because obviously she just ruined her web cam and okay great she knows her colors but that doesn't mean she had the right to use nail polish and color on it. so get a book or watch and learn because if you say this isn't a big deal then you seriously dont know what is

laurbear12 3

Wednesday 6 April 2011 3:37

you're retarded...just sayin...

2010smhill2010 0

Wednesday 6 April 2011 5:00

1) maybe the nail polish was put away but the lil bitch got to it anyway.....2) maybe op has an older child and thats where the lil bitch got the nail polish from....3)why do you assume op is an irresponible parent?