Kids: Today, my 3 year old daughter decided to put black nail polish...

By Anonymous - 05/04/2011 16:48 - United States

Today, my 3 year old daughter decided to put black nail polish over the webcam lens on my laptop because "It wasn't all black, so I decided to fix it." FML

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By Sadmom - 17/09/2009 23:58 - United States

Today, my 7 year old daughter decided to use my laptop without my permission. She accidentally got SpaghettiOs on the screen, then used the hard side of a sponge, filled with soapy water, to scrub both the keyboard and screen of my laptop to clean it off so Mommy wouldn't know. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/05/2019 17:15

Today, I got a call from my 14-year-old step-daughter while I was out. She'd left nail polish in her pocket when she'd tried to wash the clothes. I now have hot pink streaks on most of my work clothes. FML

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By confusedphotographer - 19/04/2009 18:09 - United States

Today, I was fixing some photos for a client. I spent 20 minutes trying to Photoshop an unusual black dot out of a picture. Only then did I discover it was a black dot on my computer screen. FML

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By BeatenUpPup - 18/05/2009 12:22 - Canada

Today, my daughter and I were at a school carnival. At the face painting station, she sat down and asked for a kitty on her face. Next, she shoved me on a chair and whispered something into the lady's ear. I ended up with a 'black eye' by request of my own daughter. She's 4. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 14:45 - Norway

Today, my 3 year old kid wanted to do something nice. I told him he could pick up some of his toys. He washed my new Iphone instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2011 19:16 - United States

Today, I awoke to make-up all over my face and nail polish on my hands and feet because my daughter wanted "daddy to look pretty." I have a job interview in an hour and none of it is coming off. FML

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By GidleyWife - 30/07/2015 17:22 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my young stepdaughter decided that she should store her coins in my laptop's card reader slot and in the CD drive. I just bought the laptop last week. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2021 00:30

Today, I went to check on my 2 year-old daughter in her playroom, since she was being awfully quiet. I walk in to see her finger painting with her own feces on her kiddie table. FML

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There you go

By Anonymous - 04/07/2018 01:30

Today, our work computers are down so I've been trying to fix it via my home computer for 3 days. My 12-year-old son took one look at the screen, changed 2 settings on a drop down menu, and the problem was fixed. My 12-year-old is better at my job than I am. FML

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Great start

By whytoday - 14/05/2011 06:50 - United States

Today, on the first day of my nanny job, I wanted to impress my employers with how trustworthy and responsible I am. During the sixty seconds that I went to pee, the two-year-old found a black Sharpie and scribbled all over the wall. Nail polish remover made it ten times worse. FML

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inthemillions 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 22:22

Uhm. Nail polish remover?

AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12

Wednesday 6 April 2011 4:16

*simultaneously* Is it just me or is everyone thinking the sa- woah, that was weird o.o

Comments

Tuesdays76 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 22:52

She really just didn't want mommy stripping for the camera anymore. Ya she saw you.

Mistery510 6

Tuesday 5 April 2011 22:53

good for her!!! OCD in the future!!

ClaireBear9087 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 22:55

yeah well if its that important to you, dont leave it where a little kid can get it, I mean shes three, you really cant blame her

PurpleMonkeysFor 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 22:57

why? there is this thing called nail polish remover. put some on a paper towel and rub it off. since there is a protective glass or plastic over the lens of the camera it shouldn't hurt it. I color my cell phone with nail polish and just use nail polish remover to take it off. no harm done

ZoZo17_fml 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 22:58

nail polish remover?

sportyfreaK15 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 22:58

shed be In time out big time!

firechildredhead 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 22:59

Why the hell was the nail polish so easily accessible to a three year old?! Was it next to the bleach and toilet cleaner? YDI

catnip216 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 23:10

Exactly.

riceicle1 6

Tuesday 5 April 2011 23:34

No it was by the chainsaw, taser and tactical nuke. op you fail as a parent :/

PassTheDutch 0

Wednesday 6 April 2011 0:38

that is an awesome sushi.

laurbear12 3

Wednesday 6 April 2011 3:40

probably tastes gross tho...

Nychthemeron 2

Tuesday 5 April 2011 23:00

Evidently you spend too much time on the laptop or you wouldn't be bothered, nor would she feel the need to do that as a desperate cry for attention. Get off the cam with dirty old men and spend more time with your daughter.

robotofu 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 23:03

Okay, so... it's nail polish. Get some nail polish remover.

shanbang 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 23:04

Good on her. She used some good problem solving skills.You can't really be mad at her if both your laptop and nail polish were accessible to her with no supervision. it does suck though.