By hamster cookie - 17/10/2009 21:08 - France

Today, my 6 year old son learned that if you give a mouse a cookie, he will ask for a glass of milk. But if you give a hamster a cookie, he will try to shove the whole thing in his mouth, choke, and die. FML
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Witchcraft_fml 4

At least he died with the sugary goodness of a cookie in his mouth.

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Mihir 1

Oh that sucks hard...sorry for your creature

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Yatta_fml 0

Also I don't know anyone younger than myself so never have fine across the book later in life.

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iFruit 0

*snort* Duuurrr uhhh i dun get it *snort* durrrr uhmm... No, I actually don't get it. Explain?

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Starsmydog 0

this is your fault, do you not watch your kid with his pet, he is to young to take that kind of responsibility. congrats animal killer p.s your a horrible mother

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jamila123 5

Omg, as sad as this is, I couldn't help but laugh!

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morgan020 0

haha I actually came across this book the other day and read it to my son he loved it and now brings it to me everyday and we read it before nap time. he loves it. it had to be one of my favorites growing up too. I love the way you wrote your fml but I'm sorry about your sons hamster.

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Ninjaface 0

I bet about half the people reading this are secretly jealous of that hamster. I mean, one of my top five ways to go is with a giant cookie in my mouth.

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waddlezizmyname 3

Damn good point.

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lolsan 0

Aww, I loved that book when I was a kid.

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