By teeth - 10/08/2011 17:00 - United States

Today, my aunt had to smuggle me some regular toothpaste. Why? My mom isn't letting anyone in our house use anything but "Coral Paste." There are actually lumps of coral in it. FML
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bubble25_fml 5

don't know if I should trust u, your fml sounds a bit fishy...

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switchgurl20 17

Eco safe! Shocked this actually exists! At least u have more enamel than anyone.

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morganrules123 10

I've learned so much today :)

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DReamBig24 0

Thats awful coral needs to be protected!

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thebano 4

89 coral are actually living organisms as a whole. They're related to jellyfish and cephalopods since they're in the same phylum.

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iliveinchaos 6

I'm amazed at the stupidity of some you people. Please do some research and a bit of thinking before you comment. Sheesh.

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SadisticStephyy 21

:| You know in the old cartoon "Tom And Jerry" how Tom would get tricked into eating like a glass plate sandwich? That's what comes to mind when reading this xD

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thebano 4

And may I add that polyps do not live in other coral. When the polyp becomes sessile it secretes it's own calcium carbonate

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