Love: Today, my best friend who I have known for ten years recommended...

By anonymous - 19/10/2011 12:19 - Australia

Today, my best friend who I have known for ten years recommended I didn't continue a relationship with my girlfriend. I thought she wanted to go out with me which I was hoping for, for a long time. Turns out she wanted to go out with her. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2021 17:00 - United States - West Lafayette

Today, my supposed "best friend" started going out with the girl I'd just split up with, immediately after she said she wanted to see other people. FML

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Today, I finally got to spend a good amount of time with this girl I had been trying to get with for weeks, only to realize I wasn't that into her. I asked my friend for help and he proceeded to literally drag me away from her, while I pretended to try and stop him. FML

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By longtrip - 18/01/2010 00:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I drove 4 hours to see my girlfriend of a year, as she had asked me to stay with her for a few days. When I arrived she told me she wanted to be friends as she liked someone else, but wanted me to stay the few days so we could work on being friends. FML

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By Sub - 04/12/2009 01:14 - United States

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML

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That's quite a gamble, sir

By Enrique - 29/04/2021 23:01

Today, I called off my engagement because I fell in love with my best friend of 10 years since we recently reconnected. I confessed my feelings to her and asked her out. She rejected me and said she only sees me as a friend. Now I’m completely single. FML

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I'm not the main character in this scene

By Anonymous - 21/12/2023 00:00 - Norway

Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML

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By sadface - 11/08/2010 06:50 - United States

Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML

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We were on a break

By Depressed - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me that we should take a break from our relationship, because it'd be best for the both of us. Later, I found out that she really meant it'd be best for her and her new boyfriend. FML

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Demoted to just a friend, then

By Karina - 30/09/2024 00:00 - United States - Miami

Today, my best friend of 5 years, who I got feelings for, and who I spent endless time bending over backwards and going above and beyond for, once again rejected me. He got into a car accident and I stayed with him all night, only for some girl he never even told me about to come and introduce herself as his girlfriend. FML

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Small world

By Zxry123 - 12/01/2023 18:00

Today, I told my friend that I insisted on to remaining single, but yet he still wanted to introduce me to a friend of his. Turns out it was my ex, whom I haven't talked to for 5 years. FML

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sseberly 11

Wednesday 19 October 2011 15:56

Talk about a twist in the plot of that story.

guitardude728 9

Wednesday 19 October 2011 15:56

now that sir, is a slap to the balls

Comments

Brotha_Lou 5

Wednesday 19 October 2011 17:58

Well the bright side is, instead of you screwing her she screwed you.

ChristinaAAR 14

Wednesday 19 October 2011 18:07

That is just ****** up... sorry dude :/

nerdygirl9 4

Wednesday 19 October 2011 18:08

That sucks, I know the feeling.

kristen69 0

Wednesday 19 October 2011 18:09

Totally sucks dude. Sorry. U will find am amazing girl one day. :) hang in there.

My_Nightmare 19

Thursday 20 October 2011 4:41

I think Kristen is trying to get you to 69 her. Bow chicka wow wow

02cummins 0

Wednesday 19 October 2011 18:10

Join them

Glidefedt 6

Wednesday 19 October 2011 18:19

DAYUM, no more to say.

gracetaylor 0

Wednesday 19 October 2011 18:33

Naw! Don't worry. You will find someone soon!

MarioDragon 14

Wednesday 19 October 2011 18:39

I'd rather watch that

Divine8 0

Wednesday 19 October 2011 18:46

I'm sorry to hear that! But you can't I would have probably done the same thing. Can't help the feelings of attractions :)

PixieSalvatore 7

Wednesday 19 October 2011 19:09

Ouch.

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