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By Jacquelinez - 20/05/2012 18:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I went mini golfing with his family. We had a competition going on, and when I managed to get two consecutive holes in one, he started seething and muttered that I'm dangerously close to becoming single. FML

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elerbears 9

Monday 21 May 2012 1:04

mini golf is serious shit

THE_A_TEEN 27

Monday 21 May 2012 1:06

This is the part where you shove your putter up his arse and yell "HOLE IN ONE".

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Shadowvoid 33

Monday 21 May 2012 18:08

Show him up, power to you. Then go off on him if he tries that.

SS 31

Monday 21 May 2012 18:32

Don't worry. It's just that we boys always have to win. I'm sure he didn't mean it :)

lucy_lue 9

Monday 21 May 2012 19:23

Does no one think he might be joking? I've had boyfriends playfully threaten to break up with me before. Yes he was mad, but how much of it is real? That's just my two cents. I think people take this kind of thing too seriously.

Bobissmall 13

Monday 21 May 2012 19:57

Definitely joking, however I think if someone did this to me, it would really hurt me... but perhaps I'm a little insecure.

RedCrow 0

Monday 21 May 2012 20:03

You should've retorted, "and your that much closer to becoming ball-less."

allison70471 1

Monday 21 May 2012 22:25

Maybe he isn't the guy for you. I know that guys are competitive but dumping you over it would be ridiculous. He must not really care if he is thinking of breaking up over mini golf.

emilyhg 8

Monday 21 May 2012 23:58

Bruhh he must be very competitive

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Tuesday 22 May 2012 4:03

Sore loser much? I hope he muttered it playfully, but I'm guessing since he was muttering it, he was serious. Which doesn't surprise me since guys are very competitive and it hurts their stupid male pride/ego if a girl beats them at a sport. Probably another reason I despise sports.