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By anonbob - 08/07/2011 01:28 - New Zealand

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently my mom hates him and doesn't want us to be together. My mom died six years ago. FML

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By Babygirl - 17/05/2010 23:01 - France

Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? He said his mom didn't want us together anymore. His mom died three years ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 609

You deserved it 3 292

Red flag

By not good enough - 27/01/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Apparently, he spoke with my mom and the fact that she wants me dead is a huge red flag. FML

I agree, your life sucks 552

You deserved it 94

By Anonymous - 19/05/2012 23:20 - Sri Lanka - Piliyandala

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because my mom's lazy eye creeps him out, and that my dad hates him. She doesn't have a lazy eye, he's never met my dad, never seen my mom, and now according to his friends, he's been cheating on me for the past two weeks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 077

You deserved it 2 545

Corruption

By fmlfromnorway - 12/11/2024 15:00 - Norway - Nedre Frei

Today, my boyfriend just told me that his mom told him to break up with me, and that she would pay him to do it. His mom is a bitch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 399

You deserved it 94

By Anonymous - 20/06/2013 02:23 - United States - Kansas City

Today, my boyfriend of 2 months got upset and frustrated with me because he had yet to meet my mom. I'd told him on our first date that she passed away 4 years ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 700

You deserved it 3 619

By Anonymous - 30/09/2010 08:04 - Estonia

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. I tried to hide my sadness from my mom. She still noticed, and tried to cheer me up. She took me to a funeral. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 707

You deserved it 3 205

By nadette - 25/05/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 72 690

You deserved it 3 977

By Anonymous - 05/08/2015 06:13 - United States - Brookfield

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wasn't feeling our two-month relationship was up to par with his parents' 30-year marriage, and, furthermore, I wasn't similar enough to his mother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 214

You deserved it 2 157

By fucklife - 16/04/2013 18:13 - United States - Washington

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 542

You deserved it 5 210

By iGotSkill - 31/10/2009 01:32 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her mom who had passed away years ago told her that I was cheating on her, telepathically. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 305

You deserved it 2 903

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Top comments

destr0yer 7

Friday 8 July 2011 5:48

maybe he doesnt like you.

GrahamAker 3

Friday 8 July 2011 5:48

maybe he a ghost whisperer? Idk

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sara_saturday 5

Friday 8 July 2011 5:52

he's just not that into you "/

ilovecookies83 0

Friday 8 July 2011 5:53

Move on and find someone who isn't a douche bag who blame your deceased mother! Your'll be better without him!

no65438 0

Friday 8 July 2011 5:53

that's a greaaattt excuse. not. well anyway your better without him(:

moneygod 0

Friday 8 July 2011 6:08

so true

bigbadjake 0

Friday 8 July 2011 6:15

ur hot! ur bf is a lucky guy haha

italianbby 11

Friday 8 July 2011 6:47

hahaha that is NOT you in the blue, otherwise I've seen you on a **** pop up.

italianbby 11

Friday 8 July 2011 7:18

hahahaha! that made me laugh. oh well!

xGemmi 0

Friday 8 July 2011 7:56

I'm sure "she" is most likely a "male"

LaughinStock 16

Friday 8 July 2011 11:38

i'm sure most of the "she's" on this website are males

spazmattic 0

Friday 8 July 2011 12:44

I

spazmattic 0

Friday 8 July 2011 12:48

I thumbs downed my own comment because it didn't complete somehow. It was: I 'less than three three three' my boyfriend too- oh, and attention from people online via posing as a hot chick.

Bdubwv87 0

Friday 8 July 2011 13:26

Nice rack

bichtygurl 0

Friday 8 July 2011 20:37

yur a ****** dumbass

bichtygurl 0

Friday 8 July 2011 20:44

the chick on the pic is who I'm talkin bout ha

incrapper 7

Monday 11 July 2011 5:29

lol I saw u in a porno yesterday that's funny does ur boyfriend support it?

mallypoo 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 11:12

what girl in blue

jillianmathers12 13

Friday 8 July 2011 5:54

He is such an ass!!!

AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12

Friday 8 July 2011 5:54

Well obviously her ghost is haunting him :O

bailey80 3

Friday 8 July 2011 5:54

oh boys. sorry to say but he prob loves your mom more than you

da_cookie_monsta 1

Friday 8 July 2011 13:30

Yeah, because that makes total sense... He loves ops dead mom, so of course he would dump the op.

marchelle001 0

Friday 8 July 2011 5:55

Be glad you found out how much of an ass he is now. ( :

txgirl2013 14

Friday 8 July 2011 5:55

Wow that's a very lame excuse..I'm sorry OP

BeatlesObsessed 12

Friday 8 July 2011 5:57

I hope your mom haunts him for being such an inconsiderate liar.

purplegirl7 0

Friday 8 July 2011 5:57

um well he's right how would you like to have that haunting feeling that you know that your girlfriends dead mom didn't like you?

dakotasgirl00 2

Friday 8 July 2011 6:11

The op is a male.

daminantion 14

Friday 8 July 2011 15:03

durr da durrr

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