By Anonymous - 21/01/2011 09:25 - Monaco

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm "high maintenance." I'd only asked him to use deodorant and brush his teeth. He hasn't had a shower in over a week. FML
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krushr 3

He did you a favour. Get over it and go find someone who showers at least once a week.

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CreateZ 0

Who showers these days anyway? Homeless people are setting a pretty awesome trend in my opinion.

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KushTaeKush 0

Lol why the **** would you date him?! That's just disgusting!

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ScrabbleBabe2010 0

Maybe he just started doing this to get rid if her? Seriously people can be passive aggressive like that, even subconciously.

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NJMikeP 0

how is this an FML??? you got rid of a sloppy mess!

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Gemini253 0

Your ex is ****** gross... That not high maintenance that's an every day part of life. Sounds like he might be from a trailer park. Get responsible and do a daily cleaning yourself routine. Ya feel me?

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klk5 0

I've lived in a trailer park for the majority of my life and I shower once a day. Please don't stereotype people.

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babyblue666 1

why in the hell didn't u break up with him. what the hell were u thinking. did he do personal hygiene before you started dating

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SisyphereanTask 2

And you're upset about him dumping you, OP, because? o_O

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cjspringsteen 0

dont' worry you did nothing wrong someone obviously needed to tell him

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