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By Anonymous - 10/03/2013 22:37 - United States - Denison

Today, my boyfriend drove me back home. My dad was sitting on the porch in his underwear, with his shotgun in his lap. He stroked the gun, looked my boyfriend dead in the eyes, and slowly shook his head. Now my boyfriend refuses to see me for his own safety. FML

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By mothtal - 03/06/2012 16:13 - Bulgaria

Today, my boyfriend picked me up to take me on a date. Just as we were about to drive away, my dad ran out of the house in his underwear and started yelling that he'd kill my boyfriend if I wasn't back home within the hour. FML

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By Jenna - 03/07/2012 23:20 - United Kingdom - Reading

Today, my dad was driving me home and was angrily explaining how my boyfriend was a bad influence and that he was hanging out with the wrong crowd. After finally convincing him to give him another chance, we stopped at a traffic light just in time to see my boyfriend being chased by police. FML

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By Random - 25/02/2016 22:09 - United States - Tuskegee

Today, my dad walked into my school and joked around saying that he's going to shoot my boyfriend. We all laughed. Except my boyfriend. He was sobbing in a corner. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2023 15:00

Today, my dad joked he’d have to fight my boyfriend to find out if he’s worthy. My boyfriend grew up abused by his dad and older brothers, and has a powerful instinct to fight back. My dad is now out cold on the floor and my boyfriend is in the corner rocking back and forth and crying. FML

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By strwbrry - 27/12/2010 02:29 - United States

Today, I came home early, and my boyfriend's car was in my driveway. Inside, he was talking to my parents. He walked right past me and left. My mother then says, "He wanted me to tell you it's over." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2018 15:00

Today, my boyfriend's car broke down on the way to the gym, so he called his dad to give us a ride. On the way, his dad talked about how much he hates me and our relationship, as if I wasn’t sitting in the back seat directly behind them. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2022 14:00

Today, my parents met my boyfriend, and to say it went badly is an understatement. My mom went outside to relax by chain smoking and the shouting, and the screaming only ended when my dad took my boyfriend by the scruff of the neck and threw him out the front door into the street. FML

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Fight!

By Anonymous - 31/08/2022 06:00

Today, my boyfriend has never gotten along with my dad, but this afternoon during what I thought was a completely normal conversation, he just stood up, yelled he couldn’t take my dad anymore, punched him in the nose, dumped me, and drove away. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2009 20:15 - Canada

Today, I was getting ready for my first date with a boy I really like when my dad insisted on meeting him. My dad is super protective and a cop. He cleaned his gun in front of my date and made it clear he had to be careful with me. My date started to cry when we got to the car. FML

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Property law

By wtf dad - 22/07/2020 23:00

Today, I asked my boyfriend, who’s a massage therapist, if he could help my mom with her chronic migraines by massaging her head and neck. My dad came home, saw them in the dimly lit room and knocked my boyfriend out cold for "touching his woman." My boyfriend dumped me and wants my dad arrested. FML

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Quinn32 16

Monday 11 March 2013 5:39

There are worse things in his lap he could have been stroking.

Eliseopwns 22

Monday 11 March 2013 5:41

'Murica.

Comments

DyslexicPanda 12

Monday 11 March 2013 15:23

The fact of the matter being we need to know more information before making any assumptions. Maybe the boyfriend did something to deserve it for all we know. Maybe it was after 12 or whatever time the father approved of being home, and then again maybe the dad truly is crazy and wanted to harm him. We can assume none of this however from the information provided

skyeyez9 24

Monday 11 March 2013 15:28

Why do dads feel this extreme shit is necessary with daughters? Do they want their daughter to never get married? Scaring away every potential long term BF away is a good way to ensure you will remain single and lonely. But at the same time, are proud of their son when he dates. Wth

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 11 March 2013 23:24

Because dads know there are assholes out there whose only interest in girls/women is to have a warm pussy to wet their willy in.

Lvl_8 7

Monday 11 March 2013 15:43

+ 13 Defense Points

cynicalhumanist 9

Monday 11 March 2013 16:48

@85 I can't believe you're actually condoning death threats for missing a curfew. I really understand the guy; better leave when you can. Why would you want to wait for your first argument?

Zehla 7

Monday 11 March 2013 16:48

Your dad needs to get some help, OP. That is far from an appropriate reaction and it actually encourages girls to date the wrong men. My parents let me choose for myself. I have only been intimate with one man, and I am STILL with him. My classmate growing up, however, had a dad just like yours...she had three kids before grade 11. From different fathers.

fordfan89 9

Monday 11 March 2013 16:48

sounds like a pretty good dad. I've had different versions of that happen to me. its usually just a scare tactic. if the kid doesnt have bad intentions, he usually doesn't have anything to worry about.