By Anonymous - 10/03/2013 22:37 - United States - Denison

Today, my boyfriend drove me back home. My dad was sitting on the porch in his underwear, with his shotgun in his lap. He stroked the gun, looked my boyfriend dead in the eyes, and slowly shook his head. Now my boyfriend refuses to see me for his own safety. FML
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Same thing different taste

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There are worse things in his lap he could have been stroking.

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You're lucky. I plan on having my gun out and will be cleaning it while I give him the talk about protecting my daughter with his life and never hurting her.

kishorekumar_a 10

You are much better in my opinion, because you are just ensuring his intentions unlike OP's father who straight away scares him even before meeting him.

Come on in boy, sit on down And tell me 'bout yourself So you like my daughter, do you now Yeah we think she's something else She's her daddy's girl and her mama's world She deserves respect, that's what she'll get, ain't it son Now y'all run along and have some fun I'll see you when you get back Bet I'll be up all night Still cleaning this gun Rodney Akins_ cleanin this gun

wlddog 14

Not likely. As a dad myself, I understand the role a dad plays in his daughters dating life. He is there to protect his little girl from jerks that just want in her pants. And he knows how little boys thing. OP needs to thank you dad for letting her know early on how spineless her boyfriend is, and showed her early how he will not standup for her.

Good thing your boyfriends eyes didn't wander, he might have used his gun. Strange he was on the porch in his underwear, they were plum smugglers weren't they?

Yes, treating daughters like property. How cute.

Yes because being protective towards someone makes them your property.

rasemordnilap 3

Hey bubba jay! Guess who else is late!

Guns don't kill people, fathers with pretty daughters kill people!

DyslexicPanda 12

Just because a father is sitting on their porch holding a shotgun doesn't mean they're going to shoot the boyfriend.. The underwear part is a little weird mind you, but how often do you really see "Shotgun wielding father murders daughter's boyfriend" in the headlines? If he's a stand up guy he'd have nothing to worry about. It didn't say he pointed it at him geeze..

Unfortunately that tactic may scare the decent guys away and leave only the piece of ***** that won't get scared off by daddy's gun.

Misskayfoyer 14

You're from Texas. You've had to see this coming!