By Anonymous - 23/02/2013 16:13 - United States - Riverside

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years decided to tell an unimaginably rude joke to my grandma while at my house. She hit him over the head with a vase, and he's threatening to press charges. I still don't know whose side to take. FML
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SirCharles83 13

The problem is not the problem. The problem is your grandmas reaction to the problem. That's the problem.

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BubbleGrunge 18

Well, your boyfriend seems like an asshole for wanting to press charges, however granny didn't need to hit him over the head with a vase. Perhaps everyone can sit down and settle things like adults? Hopefully this will teach your boyfriend to keep his rude jokes to himself!

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ChelsieDawn 6

Lol go grandma! That's hilarious!

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littlemsweirdo 12

Anybody else wondering what the rude joke was?

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HowieDoIt 21

"Hey you know what's funny about Justin bieb..." *Crash!!* "That'll teach you sonny!!"

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blazon_paradox 23

You can't just go around hitting people with vases.

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boots73 2

You really should have more respect for elders and not tell them rude jokes. He deserved it! After she got done I would've smacked the crap out of him for disrespecting my grandmother and for embarrassing me by showing what a dumbass he is with no class!

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akiahara 14

Rude jokes warrant assault? That's bizarre...

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curlstar 6

I'm willing to bet your grandma isn't all there. This is a very typical reaction of a person with dementia, such as Alzheimer's or Lewy Body, when feeling threatened or anxious about being confused. If that is the case it will be very difficult for your boyfriend to press charges. Look for other clues that Granny is having difficulty, especially if she is living independently. Good luck, OP.

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picante72 24

"I have nipples Greg. Can you milk me?"

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Red__Forman 7

One word should make your desicion so much easier: Inheritance

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eaglerob 20

Family first; now if you were married to this joker, that'd be different. Either your bf is a complete moron or your grandma is a few marbles short. Like everyone else said, what's the joke?!

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