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By Anonymous - 05/04/2009 09:43 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I were in the middle of a heavy make-out session when his cell rang. Normally, he'd ignore it. This time however he pushed me off of him and said "Shit! It's probably my girlfriend!" I thought I was his girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2018 14:30

Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML

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By Whoops - 28/01/2010 20:21 - France

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a make-out session in the backseat of his car, when we heard a voice coming from his pants. Who did he pocket dial? My house. At midnight, when I was supposed to be home. FML

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By Kfeaaa - 24/02/2009 02:31 - United States

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend and gave him a kiss. I didn't understand why the girl next to him got upset, but it turns out the voicemail I deleted by accident was him breaking up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 18:27 - United States

Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML

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By Em - 15/10/2009 06:12 - France

Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML

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By Anon - 08/11/2010 18:34 - Singapore

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He got a text and reached over to get his phone. In the process, he elbowed my face and busted my lip. He laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2011 18:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2012 19:42 - United States

Today, in the midst of sleep, my boyfriend hurled my cellphone across the room and into the wall because he couldn't be bothered to pick up or hang up an incoming call. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2017 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2010 13:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML

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HeyyyBrahhh 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 16:12

Aww, honey. I'm sorry.

TryToBeKind 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 16:15

OOps. Sounds like a communication error. The way your write this, it clearly sounds like you didn't realize he had another girlfriend and honestly had no idea that you were the 'other woman'. I hope you left right then and there. If not, I hope there's some way that you can get her number, call her up, and let her know that until 'now' you were 'the other woman' and that you're very sorry because you had no idea. Make it clear that it wasn't your fault and that you didn't know but that you wouldn't be seeing him anymore. Make it clear to her that he doesn't deserve to see EITHER of you anymore.

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fmlyels 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 19:15

#48, that suggests that even if the OP is the only girlfriend, he's hooking up with other girls? And confused her with one of them?

Lauriebug 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 19:15

the OP "thought" she was his girlfriend? I'm not saying he's not a dick for playing like that, but it doesn't seem that they had any definitive talk and she was just assuming. So.. i'm gonna click both.

antimony 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 19:20

A joke. Good job.

vandy123 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 19:20

Hahahaha zing.

ammali 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 19:23

#55, yeah, but it still makes the boyfriend an asshole for cheating on his "real" girlfriend.

fmlyels 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 19:30

I think this depends on the age of the OP and her partner, younger kids will assume after one kiss they're dating, but the older you get the more cryptic and confusing it can be to determine when you're actually "in a relationship" with someone.

andyjazz9876 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 19:37

Oh you poor thing! I feel really bad 4 u!!!!!!!!!!

srose12 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 19:57

Wow, guys are idiots.. don't worry sweetie! You'll find someone much better.

lowcapacityx 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 20:02

Woah! Should've start screaming in the background "You dick-face you gave me syphilis!!! How am I going to tell our 6 children?!" Win-win :]. Got rid of an asshole and he's prob gna be single for a long while.

backoff 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 20:13

#43 take a look at com' #62 "guys are idiots.." thats the kinda statements i cant stand and wich put everyone in the same box according to a meaningless criterion....