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By Alissa - 29/06/2010 04:09 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend of 7 months broke up with me, and then asked if I'd give him head one last time before he left. FML

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By notthebesttime - 13/10/2012 12:04

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He decided that the best time would be while I was giving him a blowjob. He then seemed confused as to why I didn't finish. FML

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Nice try

By bonzo - 22/06/2015 14:41 - Australia - Perth

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after I drove two hours to his house, because he wanted to do it face to face. Then told me that if I wanted, we could have sex one last time, but I would have to leave right after, otherwise it would be weird. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2019 20:00

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Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML

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By nowsingle - 03/07/2010 04:04 - Canada

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Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML

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By Canadagirl - 24/08/2017 01:30

Today, my boyfriend of seven and a half years broke up with me. By text message. FML

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By rotezora - 02/09/2012 12:44 - Switzerland - Basel

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2012 19:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML

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By hmacy - 01/10/2017 01:30

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2018 01:30

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Today, my boyfriend of four years decided that the best way to break up with me was to move out of our apartment while I was at work, and then text me a video of himself having sex with another girl. FML

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You got mail

By Awkwardly_dumped - 21/08/2018 14:30

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML

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allmidnighteyes 10

Tuesday 29 June 2010 12:13

Do it. Bite him halfway through and leave.

megamouth2 1

Tuesday 29 June 2010 12:14

Something like that happened to a friend of a friend of mine... in the end, she gave him the *******, but she tore off his foreskin with her teeth as a sort of 'punishment'.

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RagePX 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 12:40

go for it, ure a **** !

kasmikali 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 15:16

at least you're good at it?

MrGentlemen 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 19:09

Wow...what a bastard should have kneed him and said no way now get the hell away from me FYL for having a cocky boy friend

jackere111 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 23:42

well he's a legend then :)

ManaUser 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 9:50

The correct response is "OK, if you will."

sg2583 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 1:58

do it and then bite. but also take it as a compliment, at least you know you give good head lol

ebright 0

Friday 9 July 2010 22:28

in soviet russia head gives you!

thatsrugged 2

Friday 16 July 2010 2:47

I bet she blew him right after he said it

kls9 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 7:40

wow, something wrong with #100, if a guy like that had the nerve to ask me that after what he just did he deserves what's coming next. karmas a b****!

aeckeard 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 7:08

well the guy has alot of balls for asking got to give him credit for that lol

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