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By Alissa - 29/06/2010 04:09 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend of 7 months broke up with me, and then asked if I'd give him head one last time before he left. FML
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You deserved it 6 922
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allmidnighteyes 10

Do it. Bite him halfway through and leave.

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megamouth2 1

Something like that happened to a friend of a friend of mine... in the end, she gave him the *******, but she tore off his foreskin with her teeth as a sort of 'punishment'.

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cant7see7me7 3

I think 17 is saying the op can give him head if the op doesn't wanna do it with her ex.

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RedPillSucks 31

As you pretend to go down on him, stick a lamp up his ass and plug it in.

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wildfiresgirl 7

Ahahahaha I totally agree! I wouldve punched him in the face and kneed him so hard, he'd have been rolling on the floor in agony!

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DemonicFatty 2

Agree wit 7. ftw

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campbellshayla73 0

plez tell me u told him to shove it up his ass & **** off or did it & bit him

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thechief50 0

#3~ give him a ******** dumbass

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JokeMeister 0

Shoulda said OK and gave him a bye-bye nip.

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VenomByte 1

Alissa, call me! I got peanut butter!

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orangesodaftw 0

Say yes. Then, guillotine that dick so that he can't pleasure anyone else.

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orangesodaftw 0

By guillotine, I mean chomp off his dick. Not his head. fafp with something rusty and sand papery.

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