By Alissa - 29/06/2010 04:09 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend of 7 months broke up with me, and then asked if I'd give him head one last time before he left. FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

Do it. Bite him halfway through and leave.

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megamouth2 1

Something like that happened to a friend of a friend of mine... in the end, she gave him the *******, but she tore off his foreskin with her teeth as a sort of 'punishment'.

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Comments

Lindsaykae 0

aww my boyfriend of 7 months broke up with me too. the reason? "it's not you it's me."

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The_Fantil_Kitty 0

bite or cut his dick off!!!! Meow =^.^=

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nancieee 0

hahaha!! i wulda kicked him right there!

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tonymih 0

WTF is wrong with kids!? you're giving that up after not even 7 months. morals people. learn 'em!

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waterynuggets 0

Lulz. You feel better now that you're morally superior to everyone?

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kittie11 0

do it then bite his dick hard and say " don't tell a girl you pissed off to give you head"

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Mr_Stone313 0

Wow. Thats crazy. You should had handed him a bottle of lotion.

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__rowena 0

don't u feel used and shitty now? all ur good for is some head. sad.

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nuklear7 0

that's when you say "sure baby, anything for you" walk up to him all sexy like, and then get up real close, breath on his neck and then knee him in the groin and walk out.

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