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By Alissa - 29/06/2010 04:09 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend of 7 months broke up with me, and then asked if I'd give him head one last time before he left. FML

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By notthebesttime - 13/10/2012 12:04

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He decided that the best time would be while I was giving him a blowjob. He then seemed confused as to why I didn't finish. FML

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By bonzo - 22/06/2015 14:41 - Australia - Perth

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after I drove two hours to his house, because he wanted to do it face to face. Then told me that if I wanted, we could have sex one last time, but I would have to leave right after, otherwise it would be weird. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2019 20:00

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Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML

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By nowsingle - 03/07/2010 04:04 - Canada

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Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML

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By Canadagirl - 24/08/2017 01:30

Today, my boyfriend of seven and a half years broke up with me. By text message. FML

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By rotezora - 02/09/2012 12:44 - Switzerland - Basel

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2012 19:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML

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By hmacy - 01/10/2017 01:30

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2018 01:30

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Today, my boyfriend of four years decided that the best way to break up with me was to move out of our apartment while I was at work, and then text me a video of himself having sex with another girl. FML

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You got mail

By Awkwardly_dumped - 21/08/2018 14:30

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML

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allmidnighteyes 10

Tuesday 29 June 2010 12:13

Do it. Bite him halfway through and leave.

megamouth2 1

Tuesday 29 June 2010 12:14

Something like that happened to a friend of a friend of mine... in the end, she gave him the *******, but she tore off his foreskin with her teeth as a sort of 'punishment'.

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fuckedup79 0

Friday 23 July 2010 12:33

if u good @ it u good @ it!!^^, soooo , did u do it?

Darkwings666 0

Sunday 8 August 2010 14:07

bite it off spit it in his face >:3

HarderMyDarling 0

Sunday 8 August 2010 19:49

Well, at least you know he enjoyed the head.

Pacman1994 0

Monday 23 August 2010 23:03

don't forget to cup the balls

Pacman1994 0

Monday 23 August 2010 23:03

don't forget to cup the balls

akatfml 0

Monday 14 March 2011 2:19

ya shoulda!

arrow13579 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 10:02

that happend to me before so I said sure but instead hit him there so hard he puked revenge :-)

ChangMu 8

Friday 15 April 2011 6:45

YDI for giving head in the first place.

vietmanx 10

Monday 18 April 2011 8:31

no harm in asking

chaoticnh 0

Friday 27 May 2011 2:19

the real question that is in everyones mind here is, did you?

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