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I really hope everything works out! It could be worse. At least you didn't die ;-)
...not yet.
*break
No, it would be break. Their relationship broke apart, so it would be a break. Get it? Hence the term "break-up."
Sarcasm-detection FAIL.
Aw, that's sad :(
Who the hell faints from excitement???
People with lives far more exciting than yours, it seems. Or with much more fragile temperments. Obviously she did; don't nitpick.
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Haha that must have been awkward for him when he was holding out the ring and you were lying on the floor..
Try going to his house and explaining to him? Hope you two work it out!