By anonymous - 14/05/2012 10:31 - United States - Havelock

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Today, my boyfriend started laughing during sex because my boobs are slightly different. He then broke up with me after I pointed out that his nuts aren't exactly even either. FML
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toenibbler 14

One does not simply joke about other peoples' private parts, it generally ends badly.

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jacob_hicks 0

Everyone is different in their own way, OP.

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Mauskau 35

My bf loves that my left boob is a D and my right one is a DD. The left one fits in his hand perfectly, the right one doesn't. Your now ex-bf is a douchebag, be glad you got out of it before it was too late.

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MrFuzzles 5

If your boyfriend payed attention in Sex Ed. he'd know most guys have one ball lower than the other.

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sexygirl25 3

Such children! No body part is perfectly symmetrical. As far as men's nuts go the left one always hangs lower than the right so that they can lay comfortably together. I like the difference in boob size, I can fantasize I'm with two different women depending on which one I'm holding.

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Fml_FTW228 10

WRONG!!!!!!!! It is NOT always the left one. It's just the bigger one... which can be left or right.

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Daddymo 14

If you're left-handed then left one hangs lower, if you're right handed then the right one hangs lower.

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spazz666 18

Ambidextrous** >.> it's not always the left, or always the right, or the one that corresponds to which hand you write with. It's just how your body formed. Completely random. Also, I have never met anyone who's boobs were exactly the same. One is always bigger, or hangs a little lower or is shaped a little differently. Again, it's completely random and only based on how your body formed.

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twisted_cherub 14

Approximately 75% of males have their left ******** descend first and therefore hang lower than the right. And Spazz is right: It has nothing to do with dominant hand or brain hemisphere.

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KendratheUnicorn 0

Well thanks for sharing that.

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mhopper 13

96, so you've never been with a woman with fake ****?

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reddudeover 2

If your balls are even you have a problem... either way find a guy that will enjoy you and your boobs without being such a child about it.

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CaptTeemo 10

If they were even, it would probably feel like getting a nut tap every step

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Cappiej 18

Somebody is just slightly immature.

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YVilla18 0

If he laughed during sex at your boobs, he's immature. FHL not yours.

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perdix 29

I don't think that's the real reason. Ask your friends what they think of mismatched nuts, and when one of them says she likes 'em, then you found your real reason.

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