Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first...

By unknown - 24/01/2010 15:27 - France

Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML

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You deserved it 4 815

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By Shelby - 14/08/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML

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Who are these people ?

By ShelbyIsAwesome - 04/03/2021 17:01

Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML

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You deserved it 137

By Anonymous - 02/08/2015 09:16 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 03:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML

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You deserved it 4 944

Gross, dude

By smells like ass - 02/08/2020 23:03

Today, my boyfriend has only showered about three times since we’ve been on lockdown. Our whole place smells like a sewer main burst in a pro-sports locker room filled with sweaty nut sacks and dead feet. His excuse? "It’s not like we have anywhere to go babe." I can’t even eat around him. FML

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You deserved it 393

Gross dude, dude

By GhostPenguin - 08/10/2021 11:01 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML

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You deserved it 179

By worthless - 10/11/2010 02:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who doesn't wear deodorant and has horrible dandruff, decided to shower for the first time in nearly a week because he got invited out to a bar. He didn't even invite me to go with him. FML

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You deserved it 39 863

By Anonymous - 21/01/2011 09:25 - Monaco

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm "high maintenance." I'd only asked him to use deodorant and brush his teeth. He hasn't had a shower in over a week. FML

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You deserved it 6 079

By uuuuugh - 21/01/2010 10:47 - United States

Today, I actually had to have a discussion with my boyfriend about why he should shower more than once a week. FML

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You deserved it 7 582

Extreme dating

By umm yeah no! - 20/08/2021 13:59

Today, I had to have a serious talk with my new girlfriend about her terrible hygiene. In the two weeks we’ve been dating, she admitted to only having showered "once or twice." She doesn’t see a problem with this, even though the first (and last) time she came to my place, she smelled like death. FML

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You deserved it 267

HanaxD 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 20:12

Dear God your boyfriend is nasty. Btw, how couldn't you SMELL it?

beachycat 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 20:17

EW, you didn't notice? I hope you didn't do anything sexual with him.

Comments

lovesgnao 0

Monday 25 January 2010 0:15

how romantic.

jeannicole 0

Monday 25 January 2010 0:20

If he didn't smell (which he must not have, if you didn't notice his lack of hygiene), I see no problem. :P

jellyfishdelight 0

Monday 25 January 2010 0:44

dump him. whats his house like?

kayladance101 13

Monday 25 January 2010 0:44

um ew?

mfmylifesrsly 29

Monday 25 January 2010 0:56

better than 3 months :)

FCChelsea 3

Monday 25 January 2010 1:23

So its true, french people DONT shower. *YAY French Jokes YAY*

jasonsaied 1

Monday 25 January 2010 2:42

wow why would u date a smelly hobo?

barnes88 0

Monday 25 January 2010 2:56

well he is French, isn't that normal?

catriona_cd 0

Monday 25 January 2010 6:00

same thing came to my mind.. i thought that was standard for french men to not shower or wash for 3 weeks lol

I_skatee 0

Monday 25 January 2010 2:57

that's disgusting

ilmlsm 0

Monday 25 January 2010 3:29

You meant enough for him to shower for your first date at least!!

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