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Why didn't your FML start with "My EX-boyfriend"? One night, while you're giving him head, he'll think your a demon sucking his soul out through his penis and then your head will slowly roll across the floor. Run for your life - - RIGHT NOW!
This was one of the best comments I've seen in a long time.
I'm guessing this is the first comment you've ever seen then?
Op, maybe this is a mental health issue. Please be careful and don't just assume everything will be OK. Take it from someone who knows.
Op, if you want to stay with your boyfriend, get him to talk to someone in the medical community. I mean, if he's wrong about the demons, he may need help. However, if he's right, a knife won't do jack (except maybe harm you in the process), and the talking with someone won't hurt. Might want to err on the side of caution with this one.....
He's either mentally I'll and potentially unstable or acting out a pathetic fantasy to get attention. Either way, disengage yourself from this loser (carefully) before you get hurt.
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I hope he doesn't twitch in his sleep. Also he's an idiot who will probably end up stabbing himself and you (if you're staying over).
Just, run.