By chunkymonkey - 23/11/2011 23:54

Today, my boyfriend used a laser pointer to show me where I needed to lose weight. FML
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sheethapins 13

Use a laser pointer to show him what you wish would grow on him since he showed you what he wanted on you to shrink.

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sinking_fish 12

13- In your sentence, you should have had quotations around "tht", a comma following, and a period at the end of your sentence. Neither am a "grammar nazi", nor do I care whether you feel like being a douche and correcting someone else just to pretend you are more intelligent, but until next time here is a little tip: make sure YOUR shit is up to par before you make an ass of yourself.

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sheethapins 13

Use a laser pointer to show him what you wish would grow on him since he showed you what he wanted on you to shrink.

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medichick 5

Exactly what I was gonna say

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sydie5 12

If I've learned anything in life, I've learned one thing: Laser pointers always make bad news better.

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youngbuck10 9

Point that laser to where he needs to gain some weight...

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supimnyancat 9

Point the laser at his penis and tell him that's where he needs to grow.

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smashitsouop 0

Start off by saying this is what I need to loose, then use the laser Pointer to Point to him.

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FYLDeep 25

I hope he went full out and started talking like Madden explaining all the details.

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docscientist 9

"Now what you see here, is an extra bit of fluff, what she needs to do, Gary, is catch the ball and run...she certainly doesn't want to drop it...wait what ?"

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heyyy464 1

I can imagine it now.. *points at your stomach* "and here is the region where the weight must be reduced."

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MaryJane232323 9

Did he then move it around so you could chase the pretty light for exercise?

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bete_noire_fml 7

Laser pointers....so many uses. Cat toys, highlighting fat points, pretending a sniper is aiming at someone....what a versatile tool

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maryam8869 7

if u love him lose weight for him ^_*

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Reapel 0

If he loves her, she shouldn't have too.

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mynameispickle 0

Why should she have to?

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cmars3 7

If its a health issue then she should take care of it. You shouldn't have to change the way you look to impress a guy. If she's going to lose weight she should do it for herself, no one else.

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mynameispickle 0

How rude! I bet you're perfect the way you are:)

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