By chunkymonkey - 23/11/2011 23:54

Today, my boyfriend used a laser pointer to show me where I needed to lose weight. FML
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sheethapins 13

Use a laser pointer to show him what you wish would grow on him since he showed you what he wanted on you to shrink.

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sinking_fish 12

13- In your sentence, you should have had quotations around "tht", a comma following, and a period at the end of your sentence. Neither am a "grammar nazi", nor do I care whether you feel like being a douche and correcting someone else just to pretend you are more intelligent, but until next time here is a little tip: make sure YOUR shit is up to par before you make an ass of yourself.

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Coccinelle_fml 15

Use a laser pointer to show him where he needs penis enlargement.

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pdp_fml 21

I don't think that most of this audience will understand your comment.

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mama8809 0

That's so f-Ed up dump his ass

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Nuttyicecream 2

analysis analysis "uhm honey your lower abdomen needs to shed some"

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arlena95 0

It's on I'm fat too lol. Just look at my picture... I bet my ex boyfriend would have done that too.

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Ray_of_midnight 22

You should have batted at the dot from the laser pointer, and then chased it around the floor, like a cat. Would have confused the hell out of him.

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Fairorie 4

??? ???????? (that sucks)

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Moviegirl89 11

If he really cared he'd love you no matter what you look like!

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