By chunkymonkey - 23/11/2011 23:54

Today, my boyfriend used a laser pointer to show me where I needed to lose weight. FML
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sheethapins 13

Use a laser pointer to show him what you wish would grow on him since he showed you what he wanted on you to shrink.

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sinking_fish 12

13- In your sentence, you should have had quotations around "tht", a comma following, and a period at the end of your sentence. Neither am a "grammar nazi", nor do I care whether you feel like being a douche and correcting someone else just to pretend you are more intelligent, but until next time here is a little tip: make sure YOUR shit is up to par before you make an ass of yourself.

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mynameispickle 0

How rude! I bet you're perfect the way you are:)

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captainfalcon7 0

you should have said "well this is where you need to gain weight" and point to his penis

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maryam8869 7

what ?? if u love someone why not trying to do what he wish .. !! i dont say like she have to b a model but losing some weight work out little its even healthier for her ..

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ninjabird1 0

what if they wished for you to jump off if a bridge and die, would you do it?

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maryam8869 7

i said she dont need to be model dont need to do crazy things .. work out and healthy body not like killing urself and jumping from i dont know where

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ninjabird1 0

I'm sure you look great the way you are, but he might just be trying to help you out with you're self esteem. If you're not self concious, ignore it. You don't need to change for him.

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Angelastic_fml 18

I hope he didn't think your eyes were too big.

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taazer 12

Sorry OP but i think it's hilarious Btw i dont understand why everybody tell OP to dump his ass..would you over such a small thing? I would just had taken some kind of revenge or something but not dumping him

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obviousboy 8

You gotta love it when fatasses complain about being fatasses.

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FaraPjJammaz 13

If you love yourself just the way you are, don't change yourself to fit your boyfriend's perfect girlfriend image. If you wanna lose weight, do it for yourself

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faysophie 2

Bloody cheek! His attitude stinks he is an arse!

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