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By Anonymous - 27/04/2009 14:18 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend was wearing a new shirt he had bought over the weekend. It was really cute and I always borrow his shirts so I asked to borrow his new one. He replied with, "Okay but please don't stretch this one." FML

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By barfyshirt - 06/12/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, I got really sick at my boyfriend's house, and barely made it to the toilet in time to throw up. it got on my shirt so I asked if I could borrow one of his. He said I could wear one of his dad's shirts because he didn't want his to get too stretched out. FML

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By Diet_Water - 14/02/2016 05:01 - United States - Moreno Valley

Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2015 02:07 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, my friend insisted I wear her brand new hoodie for the day. When I gave it back after a few hours, she said she just needed it stretched and couldn't find someone fatter to stretch it for her. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2016 05:03

Today, I bought a rather unique shirt for my boyfriend, planning to give it to him for Christmas. He showed up wearing the same shirt. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2024 20:00 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend gave me a surprise gift. I was so excited until I opened it. It was the same exact sweater I bought for him last month, but in my size. He said, “I knew you liked it, so I got one for you too!” He didn’t remember that I already own one. FML

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By Violet - 05/04/2014 01:57 - United States - Exeter

Today, my boyfriend wanted me to get a shirt saying "I'm a girl," just so people won't think he's gay. FML

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By mimabee - 14/06/2011 13:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got a job at a trendy clothing store in the mall. Trying to be supportive, I went to visit him and tried something on. I got stuck in the jeans and had to call my boyfriend, who sent the manager to pull the jeans off me. FML

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By Rachel - 12/02/2016 06:26 - United States - Burton

Today, I found out that every time my boyfriend has cutely joked about my clothes not matching while we're just lounging around the house, he's really been hoping I would catch on that he thinks I look like a slob. FML

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By ewwy - 10/10/2010 06:54 - United States

Today, I returned a friend's jacket after borrowing it. I made sure to wash it and keep it clean. When he went to put it on, a pair of my granny panties fell out of the sleeve. FML

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By AnnaNick - 14/02/2010 02:19 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML

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everydayisFML 0

Monday 27 April 2009 23:36

YDI... there is nothing more annoying than a girl who wears all her bfs clothes. They make girl clothes for a reason.

jarofarts 0

Monday 27 April 2009 23:37

it's cos of boobs. i used to always borrow my brother's shirts and he'd get mad cos i "put boobs" in them.

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Nate_87 0

Monday 27 April 2009 23:44

Either you're fatter than he is, you have big boobs, or you tend to be really aggressive with your shirts, causing them to stretch. So either diet, duct tape your boobs, or stop playing with the clothes you wear... or the easiest way, stop wearing his shirts.

abcdefg11233 0

Monday 27 April 2009 23:44

how is this an fml? he means your boobs!

BrannFYR 0

Monday 27 April 2009 23:46

ROFL!!! either way, DON'T STRETCH HIS ******* SHIRT

drdingus 27

Thursday 23 February 2012 0:38

Well said/yelled?

ilovemycats 0

Monday 27 April 2009 23:47

I don't really see the big deal. Wouldn't your boobs probably stretch his shirts a bit? He just doesn't want them stretched!

Nakedsquirrel 5

Monday 27 April 2009 23:48

lol, I didn't even consider the boob factor. My g/f is a petit little thing and I'm much bigger than she is, so that's never been a problem. Her boobs aren't small, either.

SpliffyMcBlunt 0

Monday 27 April 2009 23:49

YDI for having rocking ****

wowfmlife 0

Monday 27 April 2009 23:49

maybe youre fat? dont borrow his clothes...

Demonchild 0

Monday 27 April 2009 23:49

Ummm... i believe the term for this ur u one fat *** yes i starred 3 cause i called her a cow. Haha Haha HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... haaaaaaa... That was good. Your fat. Hahahahaha

jemstone25 0

Monday 27 April 2009 23:57

Um pancakes....what neanderthal world do you live in that requires a girl to be smaller than her bf or she needs to develop an eating disorder diet? There are plenty of really skinny guys who have girlfriends bigger than them and like it that way. Not all women are a size 0 and its people like you that make them feel like shit. Grow up.