By Gabi - 20/02/2012 14:23 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML
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bubo_fml 10

Make him wear boxing gloves or steel wool mittens to bed...

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charliethom 0

Takes less energy. It's so self centered though!!! Maybe he was scared of getting you prego?

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muffinstump 0

Know the feeling, its a slap in the face...

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bubo_fml 10

At least your not stuck sleeping in the wet spot...

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icxiibunnie 14

I guess your just not as good as his hand.

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twisted_cherub 14

OP, it sucks, I know. But it's not your fault. I've gone through this with **** addiction. Our sex life was hot until we got internet. Then I still wanted sex all the time, but he was rarely in the mood. He'd wait for me to fall asleep and sneak off to the computer. Your bf could have a million reasons for doing this. Talk to him. Try not to be angry & to understand his side. Then you can consider whether or not you want to stay with him.

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