Proposal, Awkward and Love: Today, my brother and I proposed to our girlfriends at the same...

By emmmbo - 19/12/2011 15:40 - Australia

Today, my brother and I proposed to our girlfriends at the same time. We had perfect synchronization after practicing for days. My brother's girlfriend said yes; mine said no. FML

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By timor - 18/12/2010 16:13 - United States

Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML

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By Sadtimes - 17/09/2009 17:44 - United Kingdom

Today, my sister broke up with her boyfriend of 4 years because he hadn't "popped" the question. I've just spent the last 2 months helping him plan the perfect proposal. FML

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By Daddy_issues - 02/06/2018 05:00

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. She took the opportunity to tell me that she's pregnant. With my half-brother. FML

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By Chewy - 05/01/2010 10:45 - United Kingdom

Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2012 06:29 - Canada - Calgary

Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2022 14:00

Today, my girlfriend asked me to marry her, and I said yes. My parents were thrilled, but my brother is so immature, he couldn’t stop laughing that of two lesbians I’m the “girl” and my girlfriend is the “guy.” I swear I’m going to ban him from the wedding in case he tries to make a speech. FML

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By rejected - 28/07/2014 22:09 - United States - Milpitas

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML

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By damn it rose - 31/05/2014 13:40 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML

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By ollie_ollivia - 11/07/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2024 09:00 - France - Paris

Today, after I started dating a guy and a girl simultaneously to keep my options open, they turned out to be siblings. FML

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HiddenMonkey 8

Monday 19 December 2011 18:49

I don't think your girlfriend and his girlfriend practiced saying yes together.

lifesucks1234567_fml 2

Monday 19 December 2011 18:48

Awwwww shit I feel so sorry for you.. :(

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InvisibleMonster_fml 16

Monday 19 December 2011 22:44

Damn.

sarbear97 0

Monday 19 December 2011 22:53

That sucks I'm sorry!

abby1029 8

Monday 19 December 2011 22:56

awwh :( but that would be the cutest thing two brothers proposing together

ilarsnl 9

Monday 19 December 2011 23:22

Did you find out you both had the same girlfriend?

hewdud 0

Monday 19 December 2011 23:29

Damn dude, I'm sorry :/ that blows

tori0613 0

Tuesday 20 December 2011 0:03

Lol

paradiseisland01 0

Tuesday 20 December 2011 0:31

OMG I'm so sorry , have a merry Christmas and a happy new year . Be thankful that she was honest and know you can buy yourself something awesome .

jokerdull 0

Tuesday 20 December 2011 0:46

So sorry Op, maybe it's better you didn't get tied down with her...? Good luck next time!

Joshawott 21

Tuesday 20 December 2011 0:52

Were their answers in perfect sync too? Seriously though, sorry to hear that.

maddyyghee 6

Tuesday 20 December 2011 1:10

aww poor thing :(

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