By fannylovesfelix - 10/03/2009 23:05 - United States

Today, my cat got into the bathroom while I was changing my tampon. As I was throwing the applicator away, I felt a sharp pain around my vagina; I looked down to find him swatting at the tampon string. FML
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fannylovesfelix 0

Hiii... My bathroom is insanely tiny. Think airplane bathroom small; I can lean over from the toilet to reach the sink/trash can, so...I was leaning over from the toilet. Fail, I know. Lesson learned. Also, my door doesn't completely shut so he can pry it open. Ehh, or he cries and well...I feel bad. I've given up on keeping him out. : On a lighter note, it doesn't hurt anymore. Also, he's cute enough that I forgive him. :)

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UndeadMerc89 0

Owww, I knew there was reason to not letting the cat into the bathroom. They'll swat at your genitilia

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W33nie 0

I thought this was going to be another "that's the most action I've had in months" type of FML

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looka 0

hahahaha that's hilarious best FML of the day but ouch let the pussy cat lay off the pussy!

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Vincanety 0

that why you don't put two pussy's together they shall fight

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marisaichiban 0

................ ::crickets chirping::. Why was this posted?

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bsneeze 0

I agree with #11 I just cant imagine what position you were in to have this happen, but ouch none the less :-/

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xOpheliacx 0

Well at least you were already bleeding? Haha sorry. Had to. In all seriousness, a sucky situation to be in, I'm sure.

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summersong89 0

ouch! cats really do love string...

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yay_fml 0

hahahahahah that's something my cat would do. Thank god I use menstrual cups.

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starDragon_fml 0

what the **** is a menstrual cup? do u set on a cup collecting menstrual blood fly

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MadisonB96 6

um yeah wtf is that..?

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cheree19 0

How do u get yours to stay? I just can't get the positioning right...

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Paulspacefdot 0

My cat made a charge, leap, and swat at my dangly bits... OUCH! I think he was getting even for me having him neutered.

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jSOPURE 3

My weenie hurts just thinking about that. :)

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Vagabones 0

Heeeeerrreee kitty kitty kitty kitty...

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