By fannylovesfelix - 10/03/2009 23:05 - United States

Today, my cat got into the bathroom while I was changing my tampon. As I was throwing the applicator away, I felt a sharp pain around my vagina; I looked down to find him swatting at the tampon string. FML
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fannylovesfelix 0

Hiii... My bathroom is insanely tiny. Think airplane bathroom small; I can lean over from the toilet to reach the sink/trash can, so...I was leaning over from the toilet. Fail, I know. Lesson learned. Also, my door doesn't completely shut so he can pry it open. Ehh, or he cries and well...I feel bad. I've given up on keeping him out. : On a lighter note, it doesn't hurt anymore. Also, he's cute enough that I forgive him. :)

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UndeadMerc89 0

Owww, I knew there was reason to not letting the cat into the bathroom. They'll swat at your genitilia

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W33nie 0

I thought this was going to be another "that's the most action I've had in months" type of FML

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Aoeu 0

Ouch, that'd hurt. Also, when did we have to sign up to post comments? Kind of bullshit IMO. Today, I had to sign up for a site that I comment on maybe once every other week, only to have my e-mail inbox get *more* crap in it. FML

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Maltastic 0

Why did you let your cat get that close? Tip: Close the door while your in the bathroom

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dang_fml 0

shouldn't the door be closed and possibly even locked when you're using the bathroom???

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kittykat52810 0

23 and 24 cats are very sneaky, there are lots of times where I close and lock the door to any room and find the cat somehow snuck in, they are like ninjas 0.o

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fortunecookie_fml 0

#11&14 cats swat at anything (at any height). I have 5 and once I was carrying a plate of spaghetti and a noodle was hanging off and one of the cats tried to jump on me to get it.

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xtremelifter 0

#5 a good laugh from that comment. can't blame the cat for doing what they naturally do

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Xaos 0

#24: Why? If you're at home that is...

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musicislife_fml 0

Wow... how the hell you deserve that, I'll never know.. I'm sorry that this happened... talk about ******* painful!! Although, there are so many perverted jokes that could be made here...

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hk_fml 9

ohhh gosh at least the cat didnt actually do any serious damage to your ****** >_<

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