By emily - 30/07/2009 08:58 - United States

Today, my cell phone was stolen. I work in a morgue. By myself. Obviously it wasn't stolen by any of those people. FML
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naem 0

Did you cut anyone open today? It's probably in there

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Sevenfold 0

wtf? How do you think someone stole it? You LOST it, idiot.

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Hoax_fml 0

Stolen, lost, same difference. Might wanna tone down that paranoia.

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Sevenfold 0

wtf? How do you think someone stole it? You LOST it, idiot.

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polkadot1453 0

this is a terrible fml. as in, its stupid. its not an fml. its not funny.

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alex_vik 0

...Big ******* deal.

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Flounder 2

I guess I don't understand your point here. Are you trying to suggest that someone outside of work did it? If so, why bother mentioning you work in a morgue?

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DorkusD 0

My history teacher used to answer the class phone with, "City morgue, you stab 'em we slab 'em." Thank you for reminding me of that haha

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meef4554 0

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lil_ham1644 29

Where dead people are kept basically. They could be there for medical reasons, legal reasons, or whatever else people use dead bodies for

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flinkpamingo 0

THAT is too funny. Maybe they're hiding it. Better do a cavity search. I KNOW THAT WAS BAD GALLOWS HUMOR!! Sorry if I offended you. It probably just got caught in a sheet or bag. Did you try calling yourself?

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flinkpamingo 0

OOH yeah! Or if it was in a prepared body that had already been sewn. Or dressed. Or in a funeral service. Way too crazy!

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GR3453m0nk3y 4

hahaha thatd be funny; like if the OP called himself and the phone rang while inside some dude during his funeral

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flinkpamingo 0

I ALMOST lost a foil covered bandage in a sucking chest wound when I was a newbie. Got it in time, but it's never happened again. WHEW!!! TAPE! TAPE! TAPE!

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hiitisbrooke 28

yeah would it be great if it rang and you heard it coming from the ground? ;P

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sorta_sarcastic 12

24- what is she going to use to call her "stolen" phone?

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lil_ham1644 29

There is probably a company or departmental phone she could use.

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