Miscellaneous: Today, my college professor handed every student a note card... - FML

By SLOMan90 - 26/01/2011 07:45 - United States

Today, my college professor handed every student a note card and told us to rate his looks from 1 to 5. Is this what I pay $20,000 a year for? FML

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By Eric - 14/03/2020 06:05

Today my college professor told me that I ask him too many questions. Apparently, my college tuition fee doesn't include learning. FML

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By Scholar - 16/06/2011 16:03 - United States

Today, my professor spent the entire class showing us how to make paper airplanes. I pay over 40 grand a year for college. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2012 21:10 - United States

Today, I asked my professor what happened to the assignment I gave him several weeks ago. Turns out he lost it, and graded me zero as a result. Now if I want a mark, he says I'll have to hand-write it all over again, but that I "probably shouldn't bother," because it was "a bit shit, really." FML

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By stupid - 24/12/2018 18:00

Today, after turning in a paper that I worked really hard on, I got it back with a grade of 0. In the feedback section, my professor wrote: “In all my 37 years of teaching, this is by far the worst essay I have ever read.” FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2016 17:51 - United States - Westfield

Today, I got my grades back. I got a very poor evaluation for my lit class, which was odd because it didn't match the impression from my end-of-class meeting with the professor. It does, however, include a nod to the supposedly-anonymous negative class review I gave her, though. FML

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By hardgraderorhardass - 24/02/2016 04:46 - United States - Bridgewater

Today, my English professor bragged to my entire class about how good my essay was. He kept on saying great things about it for the duration of class. To my surprise, he'd given me a C-. When I asked why, his only response was: "I'm a hard grader." FML

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By overundereducated - 13/03/2020 18:00

Today, I found out that my stick figure drawing passed as homework during my doctoral level seminar. I'm paying over two thousand dollars for this course. FML

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By katsaysner - 17/10/2014 17:56 - United States - Unity

Today, I got the best grade in class on my economics midterm. Rather than tell me I did a good job, my professor criticized me in front of everyone about how I was working "too hard". FML

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By crb25453 - 15/10/2015 05:07 - United States - Stafford

Today, I drove to my college campus for my 8 a.m. class, parked, walked the mile and a half to my classroom, just to find out class had been cancelled. The prof didn't send an email because she couldn't remember her password. I paid $1200 to be taught by this woman, who has a doctorate. FML

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That's a lot of damage!

By Stressed_Out_Student - 29/08/2018 22:00

Today, I had to do a still life of a pillowcase for my drawing class. To make up for bad grades I've gotten before, I followed my professor's directions to a T. He took 19 points off because I drew the background when no one else did. We have to do it for every piece. FML

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Doortje 29

Wednesday 26 January 2011 12:02

Wow, please tell me you're studying psychology and this turned out to be part of some experiment :O If not, you should definitely complain to his superiors.

Rise_Up_fml 3

Wednesday 26 January 2011 11:58

gotta get your self esteem from somewhere right?

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wtfsnickers 1

Thursday 27 January 2011 11:51

wow he is looking for the girl who thinks he is hot so he can use her for the semester boy you are dumb

rrana1025 3

Thursday 27 January 2011 13:42

it's probably for ratemyproffessor.com so he can tell people he is HOT or she is HOT

Cypherrr 13

Thursday 27 January 2011 15:49

I hope you rated him 1 and wrote you didn't pay $20,000 just for that. He is being paid for a reason. Hope he makes himself useful. :]

stkbcd 0

Friday 28 January 2011 10:01

my friend goes to SLO!

k9obsessed 5

Friday 28 January 2011 10:37

Um...wow. That's abuse of auhtority. I'd seriously suggest finding a way to see if he even has a teaching degree. This sounds suspiciously fraudulent to me.

liyah0618 0

Friday 28 January 2011 19:21

Why do I find this hilarious lol!! He is too bold for me! Fyourlife 4real

Travis420 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 1:24

What did you put?

xdmsjcx 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 8:27

what number did u rate him???..

geraldinewheesk_fml 0

Monday 31 January 2011 4:46

what did you put ahahaah :P

tencentsakiss 19

Monday 31 January 2011 19:42

That seems fair. The first comment you made made me believe you didn't think it through, but your point is valid.

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Today, it's the first day of my two-week stay at my in-laws' house. They forbid drinking, smoking, cursing, and anything even remotely sexual. I smuggled in my quietest toy to keep me sane in this holy house. If only I hadn't forgotten to bring the battery pack too. FML

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Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML

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Today, I asked my dad why there were no photos of me on the wall. He replied, "Every time you disappoint us we burn one." FML

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Today, after being in love with one of my best friends for ages, he took me on a date. We then went back to his place and we made love. Afterwards, he told me he wanted to show me something and led me outside. He ran back in and locked the door. It's a two hour walk home. FML

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Today, my roommate pressed "snooze" on his alarm 14 times. I counted. FML

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Today, I had to tell my daughter that just because markers say "washable", it doesn't mean that you can draw all over our newly-painted walls. She's 15. FML

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Today, I was eating with my grandma and her sister, who don't get along. I went to the bathroom for just 2 minutes, only to come back to find pancakes everywhere and our plates smashed on the ground. They got into a "little argument". FML

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