By Anonymous - 23/07/2011 23:53 - United States

Today, my constant bragging to friends caught up with me, and everyone believes I'm a swinger. Because of this, no girl wants to go out with me, in case they become just another notch under my belt. The truth is, I'm still a virgin. FML
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lovelikewoe 0

well, it's obviously your fault because you constantly lied.

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rv0111 3

dumbass. I wish I was a virgin. and I'm a 19 yr old guy

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KnucklesDeep 5

Why are people going on about emotions and fetishes when there is a perfectly good moron to make fun of?

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jamieexo 2

sorry bud......that's a YDI for lying

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kewpiesuicide 29

YDI. Girls dont even like players so you must have been bragging to show off to your guy friends. So now all the guys like you and women wont go near you. Might wanna switch teams

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Rafe2244 0

thats lying not bragging

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tekomarie 0

your life sucks because you're still a virgin, but you deserved it.

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mnkyc_mnkydo 5

how did you not see this coming? YDI

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MoonTiger 4

And you didn't see this backfiring because?.. You totally deserved it, though you might still be able to redeem yourself if you tell them the truth. It will be embarrassing, yes, but better alltogether

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